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return of the jedi

The sixth, and "last", episode of the Star Wars saga. The film in which Luke confronts his father, we see the Emperor face-to-face, and we meet those cuddly little bastards, the Ewoks.
Sorry Wicket, but Jar Jar Binks has taken your title as the most hated creature in the galaxy.
by bigtones September 19, 2004
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Return 0

The Legendary 18 minute Geometry Dash level set to be verified by Npesta.
Npesta likes long levels so he's verifying Return 0.
by Evanisamazing8 June 19, 2022
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Bottle Return

Removing a bottle from a patient ass. They usually do this for pleasure, but they will always make up an excuse of how it got there.
We had to perform a bottle return on John to get the coke bottle out of his ass.
by dr slang September 4, 2012
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total return

My flight price is $499 total return with taxes and fees.
by Dude1981 October 17, 2013
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The return of the jedi

Means when you come back home after having sexual intercourse with a girl that could be physically associated with the lineage of chewbacca. Meaning very unattractive.
"Hey dude. Did you meet Brad after the party last night?"
"Yeah. This jackass came home proud after getting laid and wanted a high-five."
"Really?"
"No way I would high-five him. He did the return of the jedi!"
by Just1nSw7 August 13, 2018
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The "No return" maneuver

When you're bored in class or at dinner, and start leaning back in your chair, but you do it a bit too far and reach the point of "no return". At this point you fall flat on your arse, while everyone is laughing at you, because everyone noticed the ear-deafening bang you created falling.

Also can be applied to when you're busting a nut.
When we were sitting at dinner, Shaniqua was bored and was leaning back, and she leaned back too far and suddenly she reached the point of no return, and fell.

I've reached the point of no return, I'm about to nut

I couldn't submit this without defining the word, so The "No return" maneuver means falling on your ass while sitting in a chair.
by QDodger1337 January 25, 2019
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Whole Body Return

Whole Body is a beautifully run and managed department in the establishment of Whole Foods Market. There is also a section called Whole Body Return, where you return purchased items from that department you don't want. Whole Body Return is also used as a metaphor when others feel they're being treated wrong as if their vessel/body doesn't matter.
Whole Foods Employee 1: You know, you make me feel like a Whole Body Return.
Whole Foods Employee 2: Damn, I do? I'm sorry if I made you feel that way.
by lordknosdisciple1 November 29, 2022
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