Rectagina

(rek'ta·jî'nə) n. A woman who is so loose, her rectum has actually joined with her vagina. See Tuula

"Dang baby! That's a huge rectagina!"
"What the hell is that? Some kinda rectagina?"

by Brock "Dirty Sanchez" Otten July 19, 2004

Water Retaining Sea Cow

A robustly large female who retains everything, not just water, I mean EVERYTHING! A close relative to the sea donkey and the wombat, the water retaining sea cow moves with a shuffling gait, ambling along to her destination.

"I was walking down the road when this water retaining sea cow cut in front of me at the donut hut!"

by CrazyBob62 May 21, 2006

Ronald Reagan

If you are on the right, Reagan is God.
If you are on the left, Reagan is Satan.

"Reagan was the greatest president ever, except for Bush." - (R)
"Reagan was the worst president ever, except for Bush." - (D)

by R.Matthews December 5, 2004

Reagan Earp

She is bad ass who doesn't care what people think of her. She can be mean and heartless at time but can also be nice. She can be a bitch every now and then but she'll be your bitch. She has a hell of a temper. She has some great anger issues. She can make you mad vary easily. But in the end you end up loving her.

Reagan Earp is a total bitch.

by Nope12 December 16, 2014

Reagan

Everyone’s favorite person/The funniest person ever

Everyone: Reagan’s the best

by With ur mom November 7, 2021

Programmed Retail Response

The conditioning of most retail shoppers to provide preconceived answers to customer service providers.

Here are a few instances using Programmed Retail Response:

(Upon a customer entering)
Associate: "How's the weather today?"
Shopper: "I'm fine. How are you?"

(Upon a customer leaving)
Associate: "Fuel for Satan's fire!"
Shopper: "Thanks. You too!"

by Kristopher Smith June 12, 2007

Bitches on retainer

When a male has multiple females ready to talk, hang out with, but most importantly... fuck. Usually this phrase will be used when a guy is successfully playing the field and scoring a lot of bitches snapchats from the bars.

Hell yeah brother, I’ve got some bitches on retainer right now!

by Alexthegreatt October 19, 2020