restauraint

A so-called food establishment that isn't fit to eat in.

Wow, don't ever try to get a meal at that restauraint; there's rats and cockroaches all over the place!

by jimmiedavurdmeister January 2, 2009

restau-rant

A really bad restaurant review.

Are you finished with your restau-rant? I get it, we're outta here. Let's pay the check and leave.

by Ae5Ea8 February 1, 2015

resturant rage

an intense flood of anger incited by being forced to eat in close proximity to the most annoying women in Midland, during which they cackle, complain and whine about why men don't like them. Symptoms include: an overwhelming desire to spontaneously flip their table over and watch their legs kick defenselessly while they suffocate on their nacho grande.

I need to see a therapist for my "resturant rage".

by kfonte April 6, 2010

Schlongs Restauraunt

Equivalent to hooters where males with large penises where tight underwear and serve food shirtless

Omg! Becky i went to Schlongs Restauraunt and this hunky waiter felt me up with his eyes. I could his penis get harder through his speedo. OHHHHHH! he was yumiilicious. Im going back tomorrow do you want to come with??

by Alexisstupid June 30, 2011

The Restaurants

Applebees, Grand China Buffet, Chiles, Princess Maria Diner, Blue Swan.
The meeting places for the Gang of Jack S.

When the Gang shows up everyone else gets the fuck out of there.

by Gang of Jack S. April 13, 2004

restaurants

What a womans tits become when she gets pregnant.

Damn my tits hurt.Thats because they just became restaurants.

by randi November 28, 2003

restaurateur

Hipster for "penny pinching bootstrapper"

Ericson didn't like the way his general manager treated him as a cashier at Chipotle so he decided to become a restaurateur.

by falsom April 21, 2014