A Republican is typically a whiny middle aged white Christian male who is unable to adapt to change. They are afraid of: homosexuals and their homosexual agenda, Muslims, Mexicans, blacks, teenagers, lesbians, and "tyrannical" government.
All Republicans secretly believe that an ass-kicking killing machine lIves under their jeans shorts and short sleeved button up shirts and so they all WORSHIP guns. Guns and the Bible and the 'Murican flag! Republicans are about as subtle as a Mack truck.
Despite the fact that they are all ostensibly Christian and should be generous in spirit and ever-willing to turn the other cheek, Republicans are obsessed with the possibility that some one might be skating by on their hard work.
In short Republicans are like that one loud mouth uncle everybody has. He likes to act tough, but he's 120 lbs. overweight and he runs out of breath on his way to the buffet. Some of em are okay...
All Republicans secretly believe that an ass-kicking killing machine lIves under their jeans shorts and short sleeved button up shirts and so they all WORSHIP guns. Guns and the Bible and the 'Murican flag! Republicans are about as subtle as a Mack truck.
Despite the fact that they are all ostensibly Christian and should be generous in spirit and ever-willing to turn the other cheek, Republicans are obsessed with the possibility that some one might be skating by on their hard work.
In short Republicans are like that one loud mouth uncle everybody has. He likes to act tough, but he's 120 lbs. overweight and he runs out of breath on his way to the buffet. Some of em are okay...
"Goddammit Lulabelle, we vote Republican in this trailer! Now I don't wanna hear one more word about Beee-rawk Obaawwma or you're gonna get the belt!"
by Johnny ET May 17, 2018
Get the Republicanmug. These are your racists, they all seemed to have an impaired view on actual politics. These guys seem to constantly discriminate race, gender, and even sexuality.
Person 1: I can't believe that old Republican got us fired!
Person 2: Its because he's a fucking sexist perv!
Person 2: Its because he's a fucking sexist perv!
by MattDontLieToMe December 6, 2018
Get the Republicanmug. One of two major politcal parties in the US. Commonly associated with George W. Bush when in fact he is a neo-conservative. Many people think that to be a republican you must be a christian, which is also untrue.
I consider my self a Republican/Libretarian yet I dislike Bush (though not as much as Kerry), support the legalization of drugs, and am an Agnostic. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it bitches.
by Being sober is for the weak. April 14, 2007
Get the Republicanmug. Republicans can, cause the mix it all with love and make the word taste... BLAH poison... Damn Republicants
by Enraged Teenager December 1, 2004
Get the Republicanmug. by Nils Bohlin September 16, 2021
Get the Republicanmug. Unbiased definition of republican
A republican is a member or someone who supports the Republican Party, the Republican Party is one of the two main political parties in the United States. They usually preserve traditional ideologies and laws such as weapon rights(which stems from the Magna Carta) and flat taxes. Republicans have historically voted for racial equality and women’s rights.
A republican is a member or someone who supports the Republican Party, the Republican Party is one of the two main political parties in the United States. They usually preserve traditional ideologies and laws such as weapon rights(which stems from the Magna Carta) and flat taxes. Republicans have historically voted for racial equality and women’s rights.
by Daniel Qwerty January 31, 2021
Get the Republicanmug.