roasted walnuts

The act of lowering yourself onto your knees over a lit candle so the flame is essentially roasting your nuts while you beg for mercy as you kiss your sexy gals ass and/or eat her pussy out from behind and she slowly pushes down on your hard cock to bring your nuts closer to the flame until they either catch fire or she orgasms, whichever comes first...and if they end up on fire you'd better do a real good job of kissing her ass til she comes if you don't want them burnt off. A very sexy way to show you are hot for her.

I let her give me roasted walnuts last night and ended up with black balls before she came...but the kisses she gave them to make it better was worth it. (and yes, she did end up setting them on fire, but only because her orgasm in my face was so intense that she ended up tightly grabbing my cock and pushing down on it...making me end up comming sperm that was smouldering as I happily suffered for being that hot for her! Ouch, can I have some more please?)!

by Rychard Head August 1, 2008

Roasted and Toasted

When somebody gets nothing close to roasted but whatever they say is funny.

You got Roasted and Toasted because you said "I'm dumb" and then said "But what if i wasn't!?!?!?"

by Jackattack647814846 January 1, 2018

Roasted Bagle

The act of sucking one's penis while slitting your wrists, and swimming in a bath of cum.

Dude, i had the best ever roasted bagle yesterday! Dad came and had one with me.

by Jetson123454 September 26, 2008

roasted

to be questioned beyond the point of answering, usually by a boyfriend/girlfriend's family members leaving the answerer feeling as if they were hanging over a fire

Kelly: are you bringing your boyfriend to my birthday party?
Maia: yeah
Kelly: dude! aunt candice is gonna be there, he's gonna get roasted!
Maia: i know, i'm gonna laugh

by mimipink September 29, 2008

roasted

An ugly person... when walking by a group may yell out RRRRROOOOAST!!!..and may also proceed to howl and bark..

1)...damn...shes a roast...
2) Man she asked for my phone number and i told her roasted a$$ hell naw.

by myron April 19, 2004

Roasted

Roasted: (adjective) Act of being financially ripped to pieces, shredded, bankrupted, prone to accepting handouts, usually due to a poor financial choice.

I was short the DOW on the day it went up 350 points, needless to say I got roasted and am looking for a job tomorrow.

by JamesBrrando February 21, 2010

roasted nuts

inserting ones nuts/balls into a vagina while rubbing her clit.

roasted nuts is similar to teacupping.

by peppper March 29, 2010