keanu reeves

The fucking hottest man alive who is an actor, bass player, is sweet and sexy and beautiful and has a cute personality. All the asswipes below are jealous of him.

Keanu Reeves is fucking hot.

by pikaleea August 20, 2004

keanu reeves

Keanu Reeves is the freaking hottest actor on the face of the earth! Hells ya, anyone with those fine brown eyes, thick dark hair and a trenchcoat with about 20,000 guns is o.k. in my book! Damn, he is the most adorable motorcycle riding, agent fighting, demon slaying, ballroom dancing, bass playing, time traveling hottie ever! Keanu Reeves has those funny little quirks and smooth little smiles that make you melt at the movies! He is amazziinggg and u know that everyone secretly loves him even though his movies are just a little repetetive.

Matrix-(black cat walks by)
Keanu Reeves-"Whoa, deja vu!"

by bananasarewonderful April 16, 2006

Reeves

The prettiest person you will ever meet in your entire life. She will never fail to make you laugh and she is one of the most genuine people. Sometimes, she may be confused on how to show she cares about others, but if you just wait a little longer , she’ll show you how much she cherishes the friendship. She is not always straightforward, and sometimes she can be a bit shy. She has blond hair , blue eyes and she is average height. Not too small, but not super tall. She knows how to have a good time and although not many boys like her , they will soon! She is one of the best friends you will ever have, but she can be kind of a bitch sometimes. She doesn’t always know what she has till it’s long gone and she is not athleTic:(

Girl: oml im so excited to hang out with reeves this wknd!!
Other girl: lucky!! She is sm fun

by helpingwithyoslang November 20, 2018

Keanu Reeves

Priceless actor. Keanu is one of those actors that only go good in certian movies, but could you imagine someone with any emotional depth playing in Bill & Ted or the Matrix? Keanu's cut&dry, often laughable acting is not without its charm.

"Hello Neo, do you know who this is?"
"Morpheus"
"Yes..."
"Whoa!"

by TrippleZero April 30, 2005

reeves

Somebody who is usually inanely retarded but gets popular because of it. If your name is reeves, feel sorry for you

Dude Reeves is a total maniac
person2: no he's really dumb, but hes actually slightly funny

by rickys mom March 30, 2009

Reeves

A crazy relative who everyone in the family likes to make fun of.

Jim is the Reeves of our family.

by BamaMan88 December 24, 2007

keanu reeves

an actor who played in such movies as Bill and Ted, The Matrix, and his new movie Constantine, but only 3 of the movies hes been in DO NOT HAVE PHONE BOOTHS!!!

"Keanu Reeves? THAT HACK, HES ONLY BEEN IN 3 MOVIES WITHOUT PHONE BOOTHS!"
"Thanks Zeph"

by M.Bussell February 5, 2005