Full on Recession

This word can be used as an excuse for anything in a time of economic hardship.

Go on try it next time you have to make an excuse for somthing, It's the lazy mans weapon against all that try and combat his laziness.

Moaner: Why don't you get a job and make somthing of your life?

Uber-cool-lazy-man: Full on recession

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Teacher: Why havnt you done your homework?

Student: Full on Recession

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Wife: Get off your ass, stop watching T.V and take the Kids out somewhere!

Uber-cool-lazy-man: Can't, Full on Recession. I'm feeling the pinch.

by Squeekyleeky June 29, 2009

fw my recent

To go like someone's recent on Instagram.

Hey go fw my recent.

by Alysianna! December 18, 2016

Man Splooge Containment Receptacle

A condom or tube sock.

Yes, I would like to purchase a man splooge containment receptacle post haste..yes, of course!

by Invictus101 March 17, 2008

Fuck Receptor

The fishy orafice found between the legs of slag.

Yeahh, whack that spam javelin into my swelling fuck receptor.

by Peezno April 17, 2004

Recession Muff

When, due to the downturn in the economy, a woman must forgo her bikini/brazilian wax.

I met a totally cute guy at Toronado last night but I couldn't go home with him because I have recession muff.

by The Huerta Chicks January 15, 2009

word receptacle

n. The person that is on the receiving side of a one way conversation.

I couldn't get a word in edgewise. She kept talking to me about her shoes, purse, and how her best friend just got dumped. I am a word receptacle.

by archlich November 6, 2009

Recession Depression

General malaise about the recession that leads you to spend more money or engage in other acts to try to forget about your personal financial woes in this economy.

I have Recession Depression so bad. All I want to do is go to Best Buy today and charge a Wii.

by Sarah Wides October 3, 2008