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Randal Graves: (reading a magazine) Have you ever wondered how much the average jizz mopper makes per hour?
Dante Hicks: What's a jizz-mopper?
Randal Graves: He's the guy that cleans up the nudie booth after each guy jerks off.
Dante Hicks: Nudie booth?
Randal Graves: Yeah, nudie booth. You've never been in a nudie booth?
Dante Hicks: I guess not.
Randal Graves: Oh, it's great. There's this glass between you and these chicks, and they put on a show for you for like 10 bucks.
Dante Hicks: What kinda show?
(Customer walks up to counter with a bottle of glass cleaner and a roll of paper towels)
Randal Graves: They do the weirdest, craziest shit you like to see chicks do. They insert things into any opening on their body - ANY opening.
Dante Hicks: Could we not talk about this right now?
Randal Graves: The jizz-mopper's job is to clean off the glass after each guy shoots a load. I don't know if you noticed, but cum leaves streaks if you don't clean it right away.
Offended Customer: I will never come to this place again!
Dante Hicks: I'm sorry?
Offended Customer: Using filthy language in front of the customers, you both should be fired!
Dante Hicks: I'm sorry, I guess we got carried away.
Offended Customer: I don't know if sorry could make up for it, you've highly offended me.
Randal Graves: Well if you thinks that's offensive, check this out!
(Shows him graphic picture from porn mag)
Randal Graves: I think you can see her kidneys!
Randal Graves: (reading a magazine) Have you ever wondered how much the average jizz mopper makes per hour?
Dante Hicks: What's a jizz-mopper?
Randal Graves: He's the guy that cleans up the nudie booth after each guy jerks off.
Dante Hicks: Nudie booth?
Randal Graves: Yeah, nudie booth. You've never been in a nudie booth?
Dante Hicks: I guess not.
Randal Graves: Oh, it's great. There's this glass between you and these chicks, and they put on a show for you for like 10 bucks.
Dante Hicks: What kinda show?
(Customer walks up to counter with a bottle of glass cleaner and a roll of paper towels)
Randal Graves: They do the weirdest, craziest shit you like to see chicks do. They insert things into any opening on their body - ANY opening.
Dante Hicks: Could we not talk about this right now?
Randal Graves: The jizz-mopper's job is to clean off the glass after each guy shoots a load. I don't know if you noticed, but cum leaves streaks if you don't clean it right away.
Offended Customer: I will never come to this place again!
Dante Hicks: I'm sorry?
Offended Customer: Using filthy language in front of the customers, you both should be fired!
Dante Hicks: I'm sorry, I guess we got carried away.
Offended Customer: I don't know if sorry could make up for it, you've highly offended me.
Randal Graves: Well if you thinks that's offensive, check this out!
(Shows him graphic picture from porn mag)
Randal Graves: I think you can see her kidneys!
by Eric Meecrob July 28, 2006
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Girl 1: Who's her new boyfriend?
Girl 2: It's Randall
Girl 1: Oh that would explain why he's so amazing
Girl 2: It's Randall
Girl 1: Oh that would explain why he's so amazing
by XenaRage June 9, 2011
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The peasants had brought Randcakes great anger with their puritan ways, and so he wrought his vengeance upon them in the form airborne chlamydia.
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Get the Randcakes mug.A rand is a girl that’s gonna strike you with her seductive eyes and firey personality. She walks like slow, heads up high, like she owns the place. She’s charming, sultry, and seductive. People are just so struck by the way she looks, acts, and talks that they either love her or hate the shit out her. But don’t be afraid to talk to her she’ll talk to u right away, don’t be dumb and start talking to her about day to day stuff, she’s a girl with a firey attitude and a lot of ambition she’s always on the go for something greater she’s not gonna want to waste her time with convos that don’t mean a thing. If you wanna be her man, never be boring she move on right away. Simply because she knows who she is, she understands her unique beauty and believe me she knows she can get better, so u have to do a lil work over her and keep her interested. she loves to argue mainly because she has so much feelings when it comes to life, her passion is dangerous, and her compassion for others is contagious, although she pretends to be tough there’s always this little girl playing around inside of her. Don’t be scared by how edgy she is she just doesn’t like to conform she’ll do the simplest stuff in the most bizarre ways, like never drinking coffee but with coconut milk or refusing to wear her on any side but the middle. She loves and hates with passion there’s no inbetweens with this girl and that’s mainly why she’s so magnetic and she understands the power she owns very well.
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Get the randum mug.Most noted for her novel Atlas Shrugged, Ayn Rand was an extremely, extremely hot writer and philosopher who advocated reason, egoism, and capitalism, allegedly on the grounds that existence exists.
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