randu

A form of oral sex in which a man "busts a load" in the mouth of a skank, and then (contrary to normal fellatio etiquette) does not remove his penis from the mouth. He then proceeds to urinate in the girls mouth until she gags and regurgitates his seamen/urine.

Keith: I was bangin this eighthy last night and she tried to binger me so, in order to get payback, I gave her the phattest randu of her life.
Cody: Sweet. Did it come out of her nose when she barfed?
Keith: Fo Sho
(high five)

randu by David bignutts May 3, 2006

Randu

a swaggerlicious girl who has so much swag. she’s the best. peyton sucks.

Randu has so much swag

Randu by swag 22 February 25, 2021

Randu

Down to the earth, great guy. often be called a Champion of the realms. He is and ever will be the Knight and Saviour

He's good, but he'll never be as good as Randu

Randu by ArealDuck March 27, 2020

Randu

Randu means nothing left

Randu here

Randu by Akelaru November 24, 2021

magician randu 

a wizard and mage of lore. a very gifted fellow gifted, whos name is randu

wow how the hell did magician randu pull that new fata cd out of mirc?! (he didn't he got it from te0t)

magician randu by randy September 8, 2003

randalize

South Dakotan slang term originating from the Chamberlain/Oacoma area, circa 2002.

An act of gross incompetence which results in utter distaster. A wanton act of stupidity. Unintentional destruction brought about by sheer lack of common sense.

He thought it would be cool to repaint his car using fourty cans of spray paint, but all he did was completely randalize the damned thing...

Dude, if you leave that cheeseburger frying on the grill for half an hour, all you're going to do is randalize it!

If you don't put the drain plug back in the oil pan after you change the oil in the car, you're going to randalize the engine, idiot!

randalize by Steve Mueller July 9, 2004

Randallize 

In cooking terms, to burn a meal to the point where it is virtually unservable; to grossly overseason a dish so that it is inedible; or to perform some other act of gross incompetence.

If you combine four pounds of ground hamburger with four pounds of refried beans, you may be clever enough to become a cook at Taco Tim's. But, if you foolishly add six pounds of jalapeno peppers to that mixture, you've just Randallized it and there will be a lot of complaints from the customers.

Randallize by Steve Mueller July 9, 2004