Ralphie May

big guy, extremely funny comedian

I saw Ralphie May on Comedy Central last night. That guy's effin' hilarious.

by iCoinedThat1199 December 13, 2009

rapheal

one of the best carrying people in this world he is the best and he will make sure that you smile even if it hurts him someone times he can be an idiot and hurt some people but most of the time he is fun to be around and will make sure his friend group makes the right decision

bro rapheal told me to ask my crush out

And what happened

She said yes but turns out rapheal likes her to

Omg bro what did you do

I asked him and he said that he is okay with us being together and hopes for the best

by meishappy June 5, 2020

Raphael

A boi who writes urban dictionary definitions about his crush rather than speaking to her in person

"raphael? i dont think hes interested"
*checks ud*
" ...nevermind"

by yallreadyforsnitch January 15, 2019

raph

Spicy and hot, like a chili. Overly patient and rational: so, basically, calculus is as easy as breathing, and PMS is no stress (its miraculous how anyone can survive PMS). Has an infectious laugh and a secretly caring heart. A not-so-secret republican, and not-so-secret opinion about how you clearly don't know what you're talking about! Funny, funky (smelling, especially in the morning, but only sometimes), and favorite friend! Has the world's sexiest friends, and a really, hot bod. Nicest guy ever, once you've met him, you won't be the same without him!

Person 1: I could really use a raph tonight.

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: Well, I haven't been feeling so well, it's that time, I blatantly didn't do my calc. homework, and I need a hug. So, ya, tonight's definitely a raph night.

by jazzjammr February 24, 2010

Ralph Malph

the act of giving oral sex in order to hide ones inablility to summon an erection. Named for the character from Happy Days.

Joanie (spread eagle and signalling Ralph Malph to plow her)- Come on, Malphie, gimme the high hard one.
Ralph - Uh, Joannie, Uh, aren't we moving a little fast?
Joanie- you sound like Chachi, ya big wuss. Whip it out, goddammit!
Ralph - (gazing wildly about till he remembers how he solved this with Potsie just last week. Nods.)Aha!
(laugh track)(bends over into Joanie's lap and buries his face in her little Mrs. C. Note to director: Remember this is supposed to be the fifties and it's network television. Ralph's face must be surrounded by Joanie's ungroomed muskpelt in order to get past the censors.)
Joanie- Unngh!(Leans back and smiles)
(laugh track chuckles and full roars as this goes on for awhile. Joanie checks her watch- laugh track).
Joanie- (Winces)Hey, Ralphie, it's not a punching bag!
Ralph- (Through his teeth) I still got it!
(Applause, fadeout, roll credits).

by Pantaloon January 28, 2008

ralphy

1. a smart and cool guy...

I just love you coz you're so ralphy.

by streetboy.69 March 3, 2009

Ralphoholic

A person who buys Ralph Lauren products habitually and to excess regardless of financial consequence, practicality, actual need and/or who suffers from Ralphoholism.

"Holy Jesus man, your roommate must be loaded to be able to afford all of this Polo shit! Good lord, dude has no less than 27 leather coats, some of them exactly the same but in a different color, and 6 shearlings...and all of them are Ralph Lauren which is insanely expensive shit. God damn Ralphoholic, what a DICK!"

by Fingurbang July 15, 2009