raccoons4life

A very cool TikToker, who is a really good friend, very funny and EXTREMELY good at editing. If you are mutuals/friends with them, you should be very proud.

I am a mutual of raccoons4life!
Really?? Omg, that's so cool!! You should be very proud of yourself!

by Aydi June 11, 2021

Raccoonmilk

Raccoonmilk
Someone who appears to be kind and friendly on the outside, when in reality, he is the type of person that will rampage and destroy everything you love on a minecraft world. He is a blight upon the land which also kills minecraft cats.

How did that wither spawn in my base?! Oh, it was probably Raccoonmilk.

by bestrustkiller2020 December 1, 2021

Raccoon playhouse

The act of applying vast amounts of anal stretching cream to your rectum and allowing multiple raccoons climb inside

That strange old guy from next door was creating a raccoon playhouse in his backyard

by BootyHoleBandit69 January 2, 2023

Urban Raccoon

A person looking through a grocery store's throw away for bruised fruits/veggies, or just overdue foods.

Ever since Trader Joe's came to Atlantic Avenue, there have been a lot more urban raccoons popping up.

by toebutt April 20, 2011

Third Raccoon Eye

The hostile act of punching a man in the dick while he is half-asleep, giving him a third eye down below to match his upper two.

"How's that for a third raccoon eye?

One more punch and It'll be third eye blind."

by asiandong June 6, 2016

screaming raccoon

When a drunk chick agrees to anal sex, but he accidentally slams it too hard in her ass and she runs away screaming.

She turned into a screaming raccoon after Johnny tried anal with her.

by WalterWhitesPhD July 28, 2017

Afternoon Raccoon

Someone that misses most if not all of the morning, and wake up in or close to the afternoon. They like to get into the swing of things after the noisy hustle and bustle of the mornings. Jumping into action well after the early birds. Afternoon Raccoons also love to sleep. This person doesn't consider themselves an early bird or a night owl. But they can choose to be more that one. For example, they feel like an afternoon raccoon and a night owl.

I'm not an "Early Bird" and I'm not a "Night Owl", Im more of an "Afternoon Raccoon."

by Sleeps with rose petals August 2, 2017