masturbation roladex

The mental process one employs to catalog sights, sounds and smells within the confines of their brain's memory center so they can be recalled as needed to provide additional stimulus to heighten one masturbatory experience. This allows for more expedient retrieval of the images so they can be inserted at the appropriate time and place in the fantasy, as captured or embellished by the user, to optimize their expression of self love.

As Julie assisted Michael with the preparation for his medical tests, she filed the image of his glowing alabaster skin and thick, manly pelt in her masturbation roladex for later use when she was alone in bed with her favorite playtoy, a roll of Brawny paper towels and a 12 pack of Duracells.

by Gregg A. July 13, 2006

Rolando

He's the sweetest guy you'll ever meet.

Loving and caring.

And a trustworthy boyfriend.

The moment you see him your heart will bust open.

Every girl would love to have him and keep him FOREVER!

No words can explain how he is with you.

Don't never fuck with a Rolando.

Love him and treasure him forever.

Girl: Your going out with him?

Other girl: Yes,He's so sweet to me and loving and caring

Girl: He's definitely a Rolando

Other Girl:Yeah

by COSITA69 October 3, 2011

Brandon Rowland

a kind, warm hearted human being. can make anyone smile on their worst days :)

person1- who is that
person2- brandon rowland , my happiness

by charminghunta November 13, 2016

Ryland Adams

the gay of the gay boyfriend of Shane Gucci kween and amazing YouTube is supposed to post every Tuesday and he's everything u wish u will ever be

person 1 :from a scale from Dolan twins to James Charles how gay am I ?
person 2: ur a Ryland Adams

by potatoboibutsecretlyagorl January 6, 2019

Romandinho

Romandinho is a G.O.A.T and will clart anyone who says otherwise but supports spurs and is part of the

LGBTQ 🏳️ 🌈 community

Romandinho>Messi or deluded+ratio = cry 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

by Harry.goat February 28, 2022

Jeffrey Rowland

Webcomic artist and cowboy poet. Creator of Overcompensating and Wigu. Two awesome and popular webcomics. He also runs TopatoCo, a company he uses to sell his merchandise (his main source of income.

A lot is two words! - Jeffrey Rowland

by Dante Adventure May 5, 2006

rowland heights

A small upper/middle class suburban city of LA County, better known for it's huge Asian population. The city's main roads are scattered with endless amounts of Asian grocery stores, bakeries, and even banks. You can tell when you enter Rowland Heights because the only cars you will see are Mercedes, BMWs, Hondas,and Toyotas with little Asian women driving them recklessly. Rarely will you see a Ford or even a Chevy for that matter. You know you grew up in Rowland Heights if you and your Asian gangster wannabe friends used to hang out at the mall and at the AMC theatre on weekends. If and when you decide to stop by this city lacking in any kind of cultural diversity, do NOT be surprised by the ridiculous amounts of fixed up Honda Civics that speed by you with cheap exhaust systems sounding like broken lawnmowers. CIVICS ARE COOL and the drivers inside of them are even cooler. The typical Rowland Heights civic driver: male, under the age of 20, long spiked hair, earrings, oversized clothing, and usually with a boba in his non-driving hand. If you're not from RH, "boba" is a Chinese tea drink with starchy balls inside that became really popular a couple years back especially in asian-dominated cities. Don't let there looks fool you however, these guys are NOT gangsters. 99& of these kids all go to Rowland High School if not Diamond Bar High (another asian-wannabe infested city) and go to church on Sundays. Their parents bought them their civics and provided them with the money to put in cheap sound systems and put on ridiculous looking rims as well as their lawnmower exhausts. The Hispanic population is considerable but the Caucasian population is virtually nonexistent and the ONLY place you will see the white population in RH is at the local Police Station(most of these guys are dicks). So the next time you decide to visit beautiful Rowland Heights, California make sure you enjoy the scenery, the Asian culture, and the loud rap music that's blaring from a teenagers fixed up car.

Yo, dawg im from Rowland Heights. I'm straight up hood. Yeh, I drive my civic to work and sometimes school. But im too cool for school, i gotta drive around all day with some 50 cent bumpin from my car. Cause im hood like that. Yo and the next time you see me chillin at a boba shop, give me a holla, i be chillin with my homeboys.

by RH BABY March 12, 2008