ruffles

When something (e.g. a song) is both wavy and crispy, used as the ultimate compliment as these are contradicting ideas

Yo, the music video for Broccoli is so ruffles.

by matthewre July 24, 2016

ruffles

The word ruffles is an expression of amazement, wonderment, disgust, all of the above. It comes from the online ROFL, but with an added S to make it roll of the tongue in sticky situations. The alternative, RUFFLE, is also widely accepted.

Dude, look at that bum, RUFFLES!

Damn dude, ruffles.

Alternatively: Did you see how <insert name> got his ass suckerpunched? RUFFLE.

by CheezCake September 1, 2004

roffle

Acronym: Rolling On Fucking Floor Laughing Etcetera.

Derived from rofl - "rolling on floor laughing"; a slightly sarcastic variation thereof.

Very good to say outloud.

Golrim says:
you'd better watch out
Golrim says:
or you'll get a monkey heart
Sick Mouthy says:
ROFFLE
Sick Mouthy says:
big fucking ROFFLE

by Sick Mouthy July 15, 2004

roffled

To win skillfully or be beatened easliy.

1) You got roffled bitches!
2) Damnit i walked right into that and they roffled me!

by OktaBuo June 13, 2008

Raffles Institution

Raffles Institution is the second best school in its country, under HCI

You are not smart enough to go to HCI so you came to Raffles institution

by T O R J March 12, 2021

Rofflestomp

A saying used by really 1337 gamers. When someone gets rofflestomped, you know they got pwnt pretty hard, AND it was funny. Used in Counter-Strike frequently.

*Guy gets rofflestomped*
D00d #1 "Lawl roffle he just got rofflestomped"
D00d #2 "Pwnt it was h4x t00"

by CapnJazz1 December 9, 2008

Chicken & Raffles

1. Much like KFC, but with 12 secret herbs and spices of pain.

2. To bitch slap pervy trolls.

3. Hitting thieves like their mothers should have.

He asked you to send pictures of what? I'm going to go Chicken & Raffles on his ass!

by Daemom January 7, 2014