Roflknife

Teh knife taht goez slice slice sliec sliec. Roflknife was probably coined by DigitalPheer for the show Arby n' the Chief, but could have originated from somewhere else

Todd: What time is it?

xxMASTURxCHEEFxx: It r tiem 2 die Todd. Tiem 2 die. MAI ROFLKNIFE GOEZ SLICE SLICE SLIEC SLIEC LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!11eleven!!11

by tehninja1337 August 14, 2010

J.K. Rofling

Just-Kidding Rolling-on-Floor-Laughing

A response made after untruthfully spoiling a Harry Potter book for an individual. The source of the phrase comes from the author of the Harry Potter novel series; J.K. Rowling.

Guy #1: Harry dies in the seventh book.
Guy #2: What?! Are you serious?!
Guy #1: J.K. Rofling!
Guy #2: Man, I hate you...

by Ryan Ay January 1, 2009

roflsarcophogus

you laugh so hard that you cover yourself in oils and die

"Look at the face on her"

"roflsarcophogus"

by eoghan is great June 28, 2006

roflmfaomf

Abbreviation for "Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Fucking Ass Off Mother Fucker"

roflmfaomf dude thats hilarious

by dontspitonme April 28, 2007

roflroni

noun: a derivative of the popular internet acronym "ROFL" used in response to something he/she finds humorous.

person 1: i just did a boner blackflip
person 2: roflroni!

by SuperSecretBETA June 16, 2007

roflz0rz

ROLL ON FLOOR LAUGHING 1337 speak!

1337 speak = nerd talk :D

Person 1: Hey im stupid
Person 2: ROFLz0rz!
Person 1: NOEZ :\

by Nathan Barnard April 12, 2008

ROFLROCKET

The ordinance that comes standard-equipped on all ROFLCHOPPERS and ROFLCHOPTERS. Typically used to take out LMAOPLANES, LOLCOWS, and other E-Nuisances. A paradox, ROFLROCKETS are both weapons of war and peace at the same time.

The main armament of a ROFLROCKET is an anti-absurdity warhead that smites down e-thugs, e-trolls and e-bullies with undeniable reason and exposes them as fools, while simultaneously entertaining all(especially children) who see its explosions. Unlike other rockets in the real world, a ROFLROCKET if aimed properly will never miss its target.

.......................__ ............
......<ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL>.
........................| |...........
................... __\||/____......
.\\...............|'-|--| .\\....\.....
..\ \_...........|--|---|..\\ ....\....
../ L \____,/-------\___\___\
.|LOL|-------------O----- ----,\..
..\ L /______,---''-----------, /...
../ /.............\_________ ,/....
.//.............___/ROFLROCKET\__/.

(sorry it got ruined a little in the translation. )

The ROFLCOPTER rains down a furious maelstrom of ROFLROCKETS on all those who oppose it, while simultaneously pleasing children.

by ShogaNinja February 19, 2009