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"Ring ring! Last year called!"

Said by Über-hipsters who are always on the cutting edge of popular and alternative culture, and soon to be on the cutting edge of a very unpopular switchblade.
person 1: Hey have you seen Goatse?
person 2: RING RING
by flaunted November 1, 2005
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ring check

A ring check is quickly glancing at the fingers of potential girls (or guys, I suppose) to see if they're already spoken for.

You should be looking for a wedding ring or an engagement ring. Though lack of a ring doesn't mean they're single, at least there might be some hope for you.
Guy: "Damn, she's hot. I'm gonna ask her out."
Friend: "Don't bother, I just did a ring check - she's married."
Guy: "Oh well..."
by kirE August 7, 2007
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ring hole

A Chicago Gay bar that existed in the early 70's. This bar encouraged rim ridding*, shaft mastering, and ball burying in the alley behind the bar usually after 2am.

Though a gay bar and rather annoying for hetero's in the area they had some pretty fuckin good chicken wings that were basted with a creamy dill sauce, or so they said.
Stephis - Hey you up for a little "Ring Hole" tonight?

Lance - "I'm outta there at 1:30 though."

Stephis - "I'm staying til three at least...they said they wanted to see if I could push bricks tonight"

Lance - "Your fuckin' gay"

Stephis - "No Shit"
by dangchicago April 17, 2009
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Ring Tailed Bandit

A slang term for raccoon. The animal that is. Rather cute and crafty. Sucks about the rabies though.
Damn ring tailed bandit stole the beer right out of the cooler! How the hell did he open the cooler? How the hell is he gonna open the beer!?!?!?
by Wolf89 March 17, 2008
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Ring Around the hooker

Is a phrase used in online gaming when "men" flirt with naive women online. This is most noticeable when a woman does something otherwise not funny or unique and a guy will laugh.
(Guy) to (Girl) ZOMG you just shot that guy!!! hahahaha. Thus, "ring around the hooker."
by SpecAgentWhite September 21, 2011
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Ring sniffer

A single man or woman who is attracted to a married man or woman and often attempts to engage said man or woman into a relationship (sexual or otherwise) with him or her.
"When I'm not doing homework or trolling Facebook, I'm often found being a ring sniffer men get lonely too!"

"There goes John... Doesn't he know that girl is married to an ex-navy seal?"
"Bro--he's in the zone. Hardcore ring sniffing.. He's going to end up dead!"
by small wonder May 20, 2014
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Ring of fur

Ring of fur is when your body hair is so long that everything connects. Your head/beard to your chest to your ball fro , to your gooch, then to your back and finally connecting to your head/ beard
Jaquan: " hey man, that guy reminds me of the avatar. He has a ring around his body but it's his hair. "
Felisha : " you're right Quan, it's called the Ring of fur
by Harryweiner July 3, 2016
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