Reuben

A musical theatre nerd who gets no bitches and has severe daddy issues.

"Hey, how's your relationship with your father, Reuben?"

by willzamn December 27, 2022

Reuben

Reuben, the ebony powerhouse with musical muscles! His irresistible charm and sexy beats echo through the air, commanding attention from all who dare to listen. With each bass drop, he shatters decibel records, yet his music resonates deep within our souls, leaving us craving for more of his electrifying tunes. Brace yourselves for an auditory rollercoaster ride, because Reuben is here to deliver bold melodies that will leave you begging for an encore!

“Have you heard that new song by reuben?, shits fire!”

by Big mon28768 October 1, 2023

Reuben

He is the biggest pimp of all the pimps and spins the block on all his opps

“ Oh Noo reuben is about to spin the block and put us on a white tee”

by BigPPpj November 22, 2021

Reuben’s Knob

Reuben’s knob is made of only the finest and rarest materials... that’s why it is so tiny!!! It perches ontop of his cow sized bollocks like an eagle.

He flashed his knob inside a group chat with his friends asian man and jordan

They screenshotted it and since then it had become legend between all simps

Reuben’s knob? I’ve heard of it but never seen it!!!

by Naked Chinese man June 24, 2020

reuben

reuben is a christian mallu who wants to be punjabi and jatt. he has yur back bc he’s a follower but it’s ok bc he can violate and isn’t a snowflake. #jattlife

“yo we beefing”
“yh add reuben for backcase”

by g1jatt🚜🌾🇮🇳 October 4, 2020

Reuben

A strange boy we is in love with Caitlyn but calls her clapped to cover it up.

Reuben is kinda a weirdo

by Melanie Carrot June 6, 2022

Reuben

hes annoyinh as fuvk but somehow you'll still love him and be most comfortable around him

reuben is the sweetest asshole i know

by princesslut September 7, 2022