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Reuben

Sexiest human being alive ..... he’s always 6 foot 2 and 6 foot 3 with shoes . He’s an animal massive arms loves lager and can drink vodka straight . He loves his women what a beast .
Guy : can I hve a lighter .....

Reuben: I dunno can you .
Guy: Classic reubs
by Everyhumanaliveloveshim August 5, 2019
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Raging Reuben

A raging reuben is an exciting sexual maneuver that requires considerable strength, control, and planning. The steps to performing the raging reuben (or just the rueben) are as follows:

1. Assume a standing 69 position as you are reaching climax.

2. Finish.

3. Remove your genitalia from your partners mouth. (Very important as not doing so could result in serious bodily injury.)

4. Piledriver!

When performed correctly, the rueben builds upon the already powerful sexual tension, and allows you to incorporate aspects of amateur wrestling.
John: "I gave my wife a Raging Reuben during intercourse last night. She went straight to sleep."
by Ruebens4Everyone December 5, 2010
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Reuben

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hey have you heard of reuben?
oh yeah isnt he

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yeah thats him
by RaptorXTS November 9, 2020
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Reuben

Has a big wang and if you’re not careful it might end up inside you.
Can pull both genders without trying but he only likes pussy and double Ds.
“Bro who was that banging the substitute teacher at break?”
“That was just Reuben”
by Pu$$yMCHN March 30, 2023
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hes annoyinh as fuvk but somehow you'll still love him and be most comfortable around him
reuben is the sweetest asshole i know
by princesslut September 7, 2022
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Reuben is a guy who likes the colour blue a lot and is usually lactose-intolerant. Often have Brownish-Blondish hair and blue eyes.
Wait that guys name is Barry Breadsticks..? He looks like a Reuben tbh.
by Huzzbungo September 8, 2021
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