retarded 

A noun used to describe a person who amazon web services.

The company that recently got breached decided to become retarded and move to the cloud.

retarded by agseatthispersonthis May 18, 2016

Retarded 

A common word now a days meaning stupid

josh is retarded.

Retarded by smhhhhhhhhhh January 2, 2019

retarded 

adj. re·tard·ed Pronounced: ri-'tär-d&d

a. Anyone who uses more than 5% of the examples of "words" presented in this dictionary when addressing another person.
b. Someone too lazy to learn proper grammar, thus needing to create fragments or unnecessary augmentations of established words when struggling to communicate.
c. A person who makes up words to describe events, emotions, objects, actions, etc. Usually done in an effort to sound original or intelligent - see separate entry paradox

Read a book. Playboy and Hustler magazines do not count. If you were not born that way, you do not have to be retarded.

retarded by SOA December 18, 2006

Retarded 

See "Stupid".
Then get round house kicked.

Wow, you must really be retarded if you look up retarded in the Urban Dictionary.

Retarded by Samuel Crushington, Ph.D. January 20, 2011

retarded 

When a male has a boner.

You can't get retarded, you can't get retarded

Is that my imagination or are you retarded?

retarded by KP February 1, 2005

Retarded 

It’s not a “slang” or some other shit. You shouldn’t ever really use it, it’s offensive and a horrible word. The real meaning is less advanced in mental, physical, or social development than is usual for one's age.

Don’t you the word retarded please and thank you!!

Retarded by autumnrxyne May 20, 2018

retarded 

when a situation becomse stressful or annoying one often goes "this is retarded"

Most of the people that play starcraft

anyone 8-14

GOD DAMNIT THIS FUCKING BOSS IS SO RIGGED. THIS GAME IS RETARDED

basically anyone that plays the game starcraft or its expansion

elementary school kids, middle school kids, highschool freshmen

retarded by The urban linguist July 29, 2005