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I reject your reality and substitute my own.

A phrase used by a person who likes to eat shit, to some extent knows that eating shit is bad for them, but doesn't acknowledge that fact and therefore dismiss it.

It can be seen as a modern analogy to Plato's cave.
Example (à la Patrick's wallet meme):

PC user: You know that the baseline Mac Pro costs 5 times as much money than a similarly-spec'd windows based machine, right?

Apple user: Yup.

PC user: And you know that you can custom build your own PC, right?

Apple user: Yup.

PC user: And even get a similar Mac Pro computer case?

Apple user: Yup.

PC user: And configure it to run Mac OS?

Apple user: Yup.

PC user: Then why did you buy the Mac Pro?!?!??

Apple user: Cus I reject your reality and substitute my own.

PC user: *facepalm*
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Short Bus Reject

1.A person who is so intellectually challenged, their mental deficencies far surpass that of the individuals who normally qualify for using the short bus. In other words, they are inelligible for the short bus.

2. Beyond merely stupid or retarded.
Person a: I need to get famous, dawg.
Person b: why don't you go out and give to a chairity or do community service or somethin?
Person a: Nah, man, thats what famous people do, I gotta get famous first so people recognize!
Person b: Man, you a Short Bus Reject.
by Intelligent. February 21, 2010
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social reject

social rejects are people that are not accepted by society. they're usually people that are huge activists for a certain subjects. ex, someone who's openly supporting and forcing people to support a certain political party over another. people telling others to kill themselves because they don't share the same opinions. they're usually people who either can't take a joke, or get overly pressed and mad, for no reason.
person 1: "yo did yo see that girl commenting for some person to kill themselves because they didn't share the same opinion?"
person 2: "yeah, dude! what a social reject!"
by hatedfangirl1111 August 18, 2021
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That guy we found in that discord server, made out of cheese. Pointless like biker rails.
Blake Lands. Tyler Cho. James Koch. My best friend Jim.
I just broke those rules and I bet you this will not be rejected
UD:We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.
Every single definition: No.
by thebananaman May 12, 2023
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alice in wonderland reject

an alice in wonderland reject is a girl who dresses queerly on purpose. sometimes wears tutus and tend to go out with hot guys. Usually art students.
becky: hey look at that guy
vicky: ye he's got a girlfriend
becky: ye shes a total alice in wonderland reject.
by Ransack and Meg March 11, 2006
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dank reject

Dank reject - Someone who is of high-quality personality, and or Superior to others yet it is rejected by Society, and doesn't really have a social status that place is in a particular group
For example: in a school Society you have popular kids, semi popular kids ,nerds, semi nerds ,and rejects ,:however occasionally you will get a "dank reject" this type of person is not popular has the characteristics of a popular kid it is not nerdy but is very intelligent and is not your typical reject typical reject!" for example": isn't good at much of anything therefore is shunned from both the popular group and nerd group a "dank reject" could fit in all of these categories but typically prefers to be alone
by Ace is right March 16, 2017
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