track rash

Skin irritation, usually caused by falling during a track meet or practice. There are various types of track rash, depending on the surface on which the competitor falls. Asphalt causes less severe track rash than rubber.

Amanda: "Alayna! You took that hurdle out hard. Are you ok?"
Alayna: "Been better. Broken wrist and major track rash."

by Queen of the World July 15, 2008

Cleat Rash

A random, itchy rash that suddenly appears after spending the night "talking" to football players in the night club. This rash mostly appears on cleat chasers.

Hey, did you see Betsy itching her cleat rash at work today? I heard she was cleat chasing all night at the club.

by BigScoot November 5, 2013

rubber rash

when you masturbate so many times your cock gets hot and begins to smell like burning rubber.

father- what happened to all my Bengay?
son- o sorry pops i needed it cool my rubber rash
father-

by rawdogkilla November 7, 2013

head rash

The burning sensation that happens to the head of your penis while pressed up against the zipper of your pants for a long period of time

Judy, I got some serious head rash from our dry sex-capade last night

by RidiculousIsHe February 27, 2015

canadian rash

Post-shaving rash on testicles caused by cold wind and harsh Canadian winter weather.

Tom got ready for a hot night with his girlfriend and decided to shave accordingly. Unfortunately he did not check the weather and got a Canadian rash on his way there. Tom could not deliver the goods.

by Mnao January 13, 2016

A Bad Rash

1. Euphemism used to describe and/or add emphasis as to how bad a situation may be.

2. A bad rash. Swelling and redness and I some cases itching and chaffing of the skin of an impacted area of the body.

My boss is like a bad rash. Always on my ass and driving me nuts.

I have a bad rash on my taint. I haven’t bathed for several days and it’s getting a tad itchy.

by Eaton Holgoode January 10, 2019

Persian Rash

Rug burns on the feet, legs, knees arms or face from vigorous sex on the carpet.

I was hitting it so good from behind with her ass up and face down in the shag she wound up with the Persian rash on the left side of her face.

My knees are covered in Persian rash after taking it doggy last night.

What is wrong with your knees and elbows? Looks like you had a skateboard accident. Naaaahhh I’m good. Just the Persian rash.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019