Asshole Quotient

The easier a guy makes his money, and the YOUNGER he is when he does so, and the AMOUNT of money the guy makes, added to how good looking he is, determines his “asshole quotient".(AQ). Therefore:

Young good looking guy
+ Easy Money
= Thinking they rule the world

Jay was a young, good looking, successful man in his early twenties. He thought that the world (including beautiful women being thrown at him on a regular basis) was owed to him. He had a very high A.Q.

by Snoopy Irma December 2, 2003

quote

A quote is a word, phrase or sentence that you add to a conversation/essay but is not of your creation, but someone else's.

I would like to quote my brother on this, "flo sucks like donkey kong"...

by you wouldn't care September 22, 2005

Porkability Quotient

A score out of 100 which rates how porkable a hot babe is.

Ms NinjaFan has a PQ of about 85.

by Ms NinjaFan November 5, 2003

jackass quotient

The jackass quotient is a quantified measure of immaturity and stupidity, as the result of large ego.

The jackass quotient in the NBA is pretty high. If you gave incentive to players shooting from half-court by awarding additional points, you'd probably see them jacking shots up from way downtown.

by Bob Cobb March 14, 2005

Quotedate

When somone uses a quote from someone/something else as an update on facebook, twitter, or some other live internet feed. It is usually (although not always) a quote from a song that the quoutdater believes makes them seem deep and creative, although in reality it makes them seem like an uncreative douche that listens to too much Linkin Park.

BOB SMITH "time is a valuable thing, Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings, Watch it count down to the end of the day, The clock ticks life away"

SAM ROBERTS thinks Bob needs to do an UPDATE and not a freaking Quotedate for once.

by totallynotchris March 8, 2010

Quolix

To Shove a banana into a furry's asshole

I just Quolix'd the shit out of this dog's ass.

by NigFlash69 October 12, 2019

quoicouflop

French slang term used as response to someone who make unfunny jokes.
The word is derived of quoicoubeh and flop.

Ta blague n'était pas drôle, t'as quoicouflop.

by Cirnye May 27, 2023