Quint

Quints are keepers. If you know a Quint, he's going to be one of the funniest people you'll ever meet, but in a very subtle way. He's smart as hell and can draw just about anything, but more importantly he has an infinite supply of empathy and a heart of gold.

Person A: Hey, that guy just paid for my lunch!

Person B: Oh yeah, that's Quint.

by scramble21 March 29, 2020

Quiet Guy Effect

The akward silence followed by hostility that quieter guys experience when talking to a girl. However, if a more outspoken guy says the exact same thing, it is tolerated and often respected. This occurs because of the assumption many (though not all) girls make that guys that don't talk much and keep to themselves are perverted.

Jackass: Care to hear a joke? (tells a dirty joke)

Girl: Hahahaha! That's funny. I'll have to remember that one.

Quieter Guy: (tells same dirty joke)

Girl: You perverted bastard! Is that all you ever think about? You'll never get any if you think jokes like that are funny. Go burn in hell, pervert!

Quieter Guy: Well, I'm probably not going to "get any" anytime soon anyway. God dammit, why do I always cause the Quiet Guy Effect no matter which girl I talk to?

by the dirty liberal July 14, 2009

Quiet Achiever

One who climaxes without making noise.

I was with Sherwin last night, and I didn't even realise he came. He's a real quiet achiever.

by Sherwin Lorenzo September 2, 2008

quaft

a large, wild, untamed amount of hair.

Brian's quaft was exceptionally messy today.

by stacy&lizzy January 9, 2005

sad, quiet ending

Getting hand release at a massage parlor while your parents watch via live two-way video.

My mother yelling, "Oh God, no, don't do that, oh, no!" made that a sad, quiet ending to remember.

by darthcletus January 16, 2009

Quiet kid

The quiet kid is usually a kid in school who is considered quiet and/or silent. In meme culture the quiet kid is considered the most badass person in the class and be able to kick everybody's ass. Example of this is include Light Yagami from Death note and Onision's self inserts in his books. Alot of the quiet kid memes is likely there for the author to self insert themself as a cool kid since alot of internet users was themself quiet as a kid. Alot of the jokes also revolve aroud "school shooting happens, lol"

student 1: "Hi"
Quiet kid 1: "..."

by Wulmer May 31, 2021

quiffe

A quiffe is a sound that generates from a womans vagina doing sexual intercourse. The sound occurs when the amount of lubrication starts to deminish and air gets trapped as the penis enters in and out causing a "farting" sound
pussy, sex, fart,

Her pussy let out a quiffe after he pulled his dick out.

by Ndygo May 30, 2007