`1234567890-qertyuiop[]asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./

what happens when you drag your finger from ` to /.

I'm so bored I just typed `1234567890-qertyuiopasdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./ on my computer because im lame.

by TAMAisgood June 14, 2018

QEF

(Acronym)
Quickly from Erect to Flaccid. Usually expressed upon realising something (or someone) unappealing proceeding sexual arousal.

Man, that Stacey chick looked hot from behind but I went QEF when she turned around.

by eddandant August 25, 2009

qembwrnvetbcryvxtuczyixluozkipljoakhpsjgadsfhfdg

the FINAL boredom phrase. You have probably tried qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, qmwnebrvtcyxuzilokpjhagsfd, qewretrytuyiuoipoapsadsfdgfhgjhkjlkzlxzcxvcbvnbm. etc. You may have even invented your own! But this is it. It is written the same way as qewretrytuyiuoipoapsadsfdgfhgjhkjlkzlxzcxvcbvnbm, but alternates from last to first. After this, you will just have to repeat past boredom phrases.

dude: bored
dude: any new boredom phrases
dude: googles qembwrnvetbcryvxtuczyixluozkipljoakhpsjgadsfhfdg
google: THERE AREN'T ANY GREAT MATCHES FOR YOUR SEARCH
dude: this is it

by chesscat6 November 10, 2020

qeaf

a fart that comes from a chicks pussy

Woah! that was a loud qeaf.

by CmeganRunninAwayfromAVRIL October 17, 2003

qerl

a cool girl with curly hair. qerly girls are hip and happening. they like qents (cool guys with curly hair) and spend their time hanging out with other fellow qerls doing cool things. pronounced qwerl

"hey qerl how you doin' qerl!"

by qerly gerl November 14, 2011

Q.E.D.

Formally used at the end of mathematical proofs to indicate their completion, informally to indicate an argument has been won. Literally "Which was to be demonstrated" (not just "which was demonstrated").

... Yeah well, I checked; they don't make dildos that big. Q.E.D.

by CletusInteruptus April 30, 2008

Q.E.D.

A word used by intellectuals that, apparently, they are quite sensitive about if you translate incorrectly. Causes redness and itching on mathemeticians when misused.

Bert- "Q.E.D. means "quit earning dough." It's what you do when you decide to become a professor, right?

Professor Hubert, PHD- "I hate you, I hate you, I hate you!"

by Doctor Feltgood May 15, 2008