Put the puzzle together dipshit

A more dickish way to say "no shit"

Not the brightest person: Who did you vote for in the 2008 presidential election?
Me: Sure as hell not McCain
Not the brightest person: So you voted for Obama?
Me: Put the puzzle together dipshit

by Jizzy Jan April 10, 2010

Puzzle

Any gift that, when shaken to discern its contents, makes a noise.

Person1: Merry Christmas; here's your present.
Person2: Aw, thanks! *shakes gift* It's a puzzle!

by TahTheTrickster May 28, 2010

puzzlement

A highlyintelligent word, created by the Laserman, the coolest kid ever.

"Life is a puzzlement"

by Jesus February 22, 2004

puzza

The stiff copper wire used in cock-docking (cock-docking, or wire-wanking, is when a man inserts a wire into his urethra and makes jerking-off motions whilst holding the aforementioned wire)

Paul used that puzza till it was totally bent out of shape!

by Tony Mahoney June 20, 2006

puzzy grindin

lesbian love. the act of sensually stroking two pussy together.

Buster: Yo, I peeped through the window and saw these two freaks puzzy grindin....
Trick: Awww son, you should have went in son...
Buster: I know son, them bitches was fine ass hell...

by casenut #9876543210 July 7, 2005

puzzle butt

a girl with an ass that is kind of unattractive but you can't stop starring at it. And later when you think back to the event you find yourself puzzled as to why you looked at it for so long.

Damn, that was a puzzle butt.

by Casey114 June 14, 2007

puzzlygoo

The cum of one who came without knowing why. He cums randomly and is left wondering why while trying to hide his puzzlygoo. His cum is usually speckled with pieces of glitter or something sparkly.

I was at a church yesterday and saw the priest trying to hide his puzzlygoo.

by dundun42 November 21, 2009