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Aunt Pittypat

Also known as Kentucky US Senator Mitch McConnell in drag, on a Saturday night.
Aunt Pittypat needed her smelling salts when she heard her approval rating had fallen to 18% after she failed to repeal the ACA.
by GRocco August 21, 2017
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Patty cake

The sexual act wherein a woman sits on a man's face while simultaneously jerking him off.
I just got patty caked last night... W00t W00t!!!
by IMAGINATORS February 1, 2017
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Patty Walters

Patty Walters is the lead singer of As It Is as well as a youtuber. Is basically sex and can sing like no one else.
Fangirl 1: Did you see the new Patty Walters cover?
Fangirl 2: Yea, it was absolutely incredible!
by Lyric Angel April 29, 2014
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butt-putt golf

A sexual act in which one man uses his erect penis to tap a second man’s testicle into a third man’s anus.

A common variant involves “removing the flag,” where a fourth man removes a dildo from the third man’s anus just as the butt-putting begins.
I thought Bruce invited me to play putt-putt golf, not butt-putt golf. That was crazy.
by ~dick April 13, 2014
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Petty

Petty is when you make a fucking big deal over small shit.
You're petty. All I said was 'I wasn't interested.' Can you plz chill bitch?
by omfggdiana February 18, 2017
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petty ass bitch

A group of people or one person who talk shit and make indirect comment about people and they don't wanna run they SCARY ASS UP💯💯!!!
Tionna was a petty ass bitch when she was talking shit and didn't say it to my face..
by LilShawty Society May 29, 2016
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puttcuck

A disenfranchised, underperforming, 20-something to middle-aged white male finding acceptance in golf clubs with similar men. This beta male feels emasculated in the work place especially in the presence of successful females. Wearing golf apparel with garish belts and backward hats is his uniform for all occasions. Interests include: other people's wealth, bourbon collecting, crypto trading, self aggrandizing posts, and living beyond their means all while having an unhealthy addiction to sports betting.
Kolton is such a puttcuck… he’s never prepared for client meetings and wears golf attire like it’s formal wear.
by Jason Edward Reasaround, Esq October 25, 2023
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