ping pong

The greatest sport on the face of the Earth

Ken- "Did you hear Bill went on a cruise? Sounded like fun"

Charles- "aww man, do you know what he could be doin'? He could be playin' ping pong right now"

by milk king October 3, 2010

Ping Spoofing

An internet hack the players use on video games to make their game more high quality by making there internet high speed. It is most commonly found on Minecraft servers that crash the whole server.

I banned a player from using the Ping Spoofing hack.

by BlaaZy October 27, 2018

ping pong

A sexual act involving three people. One person is on all fours while they are fucked in the mouth as well as the ass or vagina. Usually takes place with two men as the ''paddles'' and one woman as the ''ball''. The paddles knock the ball back and forth. The men knock the woman back and forth.

Any combination of males and females can be utilized during this act based on the sexual interests of those partaking. However if a man is the 'ball' the option of a ''paddle'' fucking the vagina is emlininated. In this case only the mouth and anus may be used...unless you're into some crazy shit.

John and Pete ping-ponged the shit out of Laura!

by Don Clark August 23, 2005

Li Ping Fuk

An acrobatic shagging partner from China

Lucy Lou
Shou Qi
Various Chinese Kung Fu bitches

by Finesilver January 11, 2005

ping pong merrily on high ??? .

Constrained on a long haul economy flight ,
and forced to endure a non-descript table
tennis match , or some other equally dire
tripe , on the plane,s,overhead DVD screens , as a form of so called
" entertainment "

Whats this fucking crap their showing now !

- ping pong merrily on high ??? .

by E - FUMBLER January 9, 2009

Nut-ping

As seen in THQ's WWF Wrestlemania 2000, and WWF No Mercy for the N64. Normally, when one lands the low-blow, a "PING!" sound is heard. The struck character then does a funny walk grabbing their junk, leaving them open for a follow-up hit.

See also: Double Nut-ping Cancellation

:: one player low-blows another on No Mercy:

PING!!!!

"AWW! Dude, you nut-pinged me!"

by OperatorTX 13 August 29, 2009

Black Ops Ping

The slow reaction time exhibited by someone playing Call of Duty: Black Ops.

Boyfriend and girlfriend on phone.
Girlfriend: "Babe I love you so much. I really want to give you a BJ right now."
Boyfriend: Silence......
Girlfriend: "Babe."
Boyfriend: "Uh... what?"
Girlfriend: "Are you playing Black Ops?"
Boyfriend: Silence...
Girlfriend: "Babe! Are you playing Black Ops?"
Boyfriend: "Uh... what?"
Girlfriend: "Are you playing Black Ops?"
Boyfriend: "Uh... ya."
Girlfriend: "I knew it. You totally have Black Ops Ping right now."

by Keyarsten April 13, 2011