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women points

(not to be confused with man points):

N.B.: This concept may have come from John Gray's Men are From Mars, Women are From Venus.

'points' that men, especially married men, get for doing typically female tasks like cooking, cleaning the house, taking the kids to school, etc.

(the wife now kisses and hugs the husband).
husband: Lily, dinner is ready

Lily: lol, that's an improvement, dinner was actually ready before I came home from work. So lol, that qualifies you for 5 women points... for a total, of let's see (starts counting)...25 this week.

husband: yay, i have a total of 25 women points this week. Let's see if i can get more next week.
by Sexydimma August 25, 2013
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sex prints

Any evidence remaining after a sexual encounter.
"After having sex last night, I threw out the condom, the wrapper, and washed the sheets to get rid of any sex prints.
by GaryMort October 20, 2013
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Style Points

Going about and beyond the necessary to demonstrate your pure and utter mastery of something
Jeff Van Gumby: Kyrie Irving might has the best handle in the NBA! Did you see the way he crossed over his defender, waited for him to recover then crossed him over again?!

Marcus Jackson: He's leading his team in points AND Style points. He's putting on a show! Mama, there goes that man! Cavs' up 3!
by Merriam's Webster on Urban Shi February 25, 2017
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Meat Points

Really hard, protruding nipples. Generally of the female variety but can apply to a male with stiffers as well.
The conference room was so cold today that every female in the room had meat points.

This cold weather gives me meat points.

She really gets off when I pinch her meat points.
by Eaton Holgoode January 11, 2018
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Respect Points

An amount of points (respect) an individual has for every person he/she knows. One can start out 0-100, pending on what that person does to gain respect from said individual.
EX: A guy you just met for the first time does something to impress you; you'll then tell someone around you, "That guy is definitely +10 in my respect points." The same guy can do something you think isn't right in your mind, which doesn't impress you, and he will then lose those same respect points.
by DeCaria March 8, 2010
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Man Points

Points Thou Shalt Recive From the Lord Almighty for showing extreme Manlyness and loyalty to the Ancient Man Code
Man: "wow you just snowboarded down Mt Everest on a loly-stick from the top naked, blind-folded, while on fire....with no limbs.............. you get 7 Man Points

Limbless Man: "Wow cheers erm.. thanks alot.... i guess"
by James Newby September 17, 2007
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Cookie Points

things that you do to gain favor from someone
If I ever wanna get my girlfriend back, I gotta try to score some major cookie points with her!
by Anonymous October 28, 2003
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