diaper profitability

When your SaaS startup's MRR is high enough to support buying diapers for your twins. MRR stands for "monthly recurring revenue" and SaaS stands for "Subscription as a Service", which is a kind of software that you pay monthly fees for. Like Netflix.com, www.Spotify.com or www.SparrowStartup.com.

First-time founder: Ya we're at diaper profitability. Looking at a 10x multiple.
VC:

VC:

First-time founder: ...ramen profitability? Haha...
VC: get out

by SparrowStartup.com - 10x MRR January 24, 2022

stupidest promotion ever

Urban dictionary's "buy a ____ mug for your guy trump"

"Hey, did you see urban dictionary promote trump in a really awkward and clunky way?"
"Yes, that was the stupidest fucking thing ever."
"Yeah... stupidest promotion ever, dude."

by Soniccarcrashsim February 16, 2023

Street Profits

A prostitute, A group of prostitutes

Person 1: "Yo Dave! Let's go find some Street Profits downtown!" Dave: "Holy shit the WWE tag team? no way!" Person 1: "Nah bro. Go see the definition on urban dictionary teh goon wrote."

by teh goon April 28, 2023

prankin and promotin

Just simply trolling someone. Also trying to “get off” on some as others on instagram would describe it.

Her: “he just prankin and promotin”

You: “he keep tryna get off thinkin she funny and shi.”

by nana .. June 25, 2023

Prototype

a sample of a much better design

The Leak is an prototype of Tha Carter 3.

by Proto type March 28, 2008

promoticon

A combination of "emoticon" and "promote." Describes being "promoted" by an important person in your life by getting emoticons from them in their texts and emails to you. In other words, you've been elevated from the lowly category of professional contact, acquaintance, or casual friend into their inner circle, where they feel comfortable enough with you to use emoticons. Not to be confused with demoticon.

I just got promoticon'd by Sarah. Schwing!

by Ae5Ea8 February 18, 2015

profoundemonium

1. Enlightening chaos.
2. Album by metal band Trail of Tears

That profoundemonium really got me thinking about the effectiveness of our law enforcement.

by Vatta February 24, 2009