First World Problems

Problems almost unique to or prevalent in the first world, which actually refers to the US. These problems include:
- medical debt
- extreme poverty
- identity theft
- credit card fraud
- fake news
- queueing forever in cars for “fast food” and coffee
- conspiracy theories
- gun violence
- normalised bigotry and misogyny
- institutionalised corruption
- extreme bureaucracy

It took forever to get my gronday lartay with that line of cars … dang first world problems!

by kiwibiker April 22, 2022

difference between attacking people and problems

in our modern soc-med world, a very important moral quality that you absolutely cannot, and will never be able to, buy at the local Walmart.

the main reason the 2016 campaign rhetoric was so vitriolic and insidious was that both presidential nominees didn't know, or didn't bother to learn, the difference between attacking people and problems.

by Sexydimma October 1, 2018

White People Problems

A general term used to describe the piss poor priorities of upper/middle class citizens in developed countries, as they complain more about ridiculous over exaggerated bullshit (like marriage, where to eat, how to eat, getting their clothes messy) than actually trying to solve any of the real issues in the world like debt, starvation, corrupt governments, equality, diseases, poverty, etc.

Examples of White People Problems vs actual issues:
Average American Citizen:
"OMFG I Got grass stains on my white shoes! These are unwearable! I can't walk out in public like this!"

(He then throws the shoes away)
Homeless person who does not have shoes :"What the fuck are you bitching about"

White people issues in the royal family:
Prince: "Bloody mary, I need to find a woman, if I do not then the entire government will fall" (he then finds one and broadcasts the shit to the media)
Refugee Who escaped from a corrupt middle-eastern regime: "What the fuck are you bitching about?"

Another example is the Trump campaign.

by Caye_Daws August 30, 2018

ninja problems

having problems functioning sexualy

bob:whats wrong with you man?
george:ninja problems
bob:ahh

by lots of love February 22, 2008

Problems

Something people have only for a while.

She beat the guy's dog to death with a baseball bat, and then what problems?

by Solid Mantis May 8, 2021

Problems

as my boy puff says mo money mo problems- my dads ex

"Mo money mo problems"-my boy puff

by BKKid January 12, 2023

Problemsome

A word commonly used to describe caused trouble, pain, etc., over a long period of time.

Parents may find that a Problemsome teenager becomes unmanageable.

by Knox_ July 1, 2023