Ascension Prevention

To leave behind friends/teammates in their moment of need in order to save yourself

"Help we're being overrun by zombies!"

"No use, Dan just Ascension Prevention'd"

by Strange Brew October 13, 2012

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Presenting Patrick

A meme I made up called presenting patrick (which is patrick from spongebob)

Patrick: I made my house all by my self
*Presenting Patrick presents his house (rock)*

Patrick: I made my youtube channel all by myself
*Patrick's house says "Minecraft tutorials"

by Presenting Spark January 2, 2019

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Presentment

A pre-emptive resentment; getting pissed before anything actually happens.

Presentments are pretty much the only thing I don’t procrastinate about: why wait till someone has actually done you wrong when you can get a presentment now? Get out ahead of it!

by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean October 22, 2019

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When you are about to do a presentation you glance at someone you like and you see something that arouses you so you get a boner so you have to do the presentation so you hide your boner behind the cardboard presentation board you made last night in a rush and it keeps rubbing against your boner and now you have even more of an erection whilst you stare at your crush suddenly you feel like something's gonna come out and it's not piss so you cum all over the floor and every one points and laughs at you but you're happy because you don't have a boner anymore

Jimmy?, Oh he had a presentation ejaculation

by Joeym296 June 9, 2020

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Powerpoint Presentation

A slide show created with a program made by Microsoft. Its a simple program where you create a eye-catching visual for your audience while you eleaborte or explain your topic(s).
You are not meant to have lots of writing on the powerpoint rather dot-jots, graphs/charts, and maybe pictures.
The entire purpose of a Powerpoint is to provide your audience something to look at.

You might have to do a powerpoint presentation in front of you class tommorow, and you may be nervous. Just relax, take deep breaths, ensure you are knowledgable about your topic, and tell yourself that you'll do fine. :p

If you've done a powerpoint presentation before, you can do it again. Go get 'em.

by livelifegood June 11, 2009

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