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Poorstitute

A prostitute who doesn't make enough money to live on.
"Look at that poorstitute; she has the face of what I scraped off my shoe..."
by BeckitBekBek January 7, 2009
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proofstitute

Someone who always needs proof.
Billy is a proofstitute and a dispatcher.
Dispatcher: 911 what's your emergency?
Citizen: There's a serial killer in my room! Send help!
Dispatcher: Do you have proof?
Dispatcher: Hello?
by Moment2Blossom June 5, 2017
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indoor prostitution

prostitution is leagal in the states of florida, georgia, and alabama; as long as it is indoor.
by leegal prostituetion October 27, 2010
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Prostitute

A person (usually a woman) that performs sexual favours for money. Not entirely dissimilar to a girlfriend, wheras prostitutes requires cash, a girlfriend requires being taken out for meals, bought cars and shoes ergo a prostitute is a girlfriend that requires less effort. Also are less likely to say "oh so your friends are more important than me?" everytime you wanna go for a fuckin' drink with your mates.
Bill: "Hey Ben, is this your prostitute?"
Ben: "No Bill, this is my girlfriend"
Bill: "OK OK, Wanna come out with the guys for a couple of drinks?
Ben: "Nah, my girlfriend wont let me"
Bill: "*tut*, buy that prostitute some shoes"
by Vanperski May 22, 2009
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prostitute

A woman who realizes that she is only going through motions when she has sex, and might as well be getting paid.
I'm not a prostitute, I'm a pragmatist!
by Killing Kittens May 22, 2004
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Hotel prostitute

A prostitute that is on the payroll of a hotel to serve the guests. they can be asked for at the front deask.
by Deep blue 2012 December 29, 2009
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Academic Prostitute

A person who does academic work (i.e. writing papers, completing homework, etc.) for others, for money in return.
Person 1: Wanna hang out tonight?
Person 2: Can't. I have to write that entire English paper tonight.
Person 1: Why not just hire Ben, that academic prostitute, to do it for you?
by anonymous11097 January 2, 2012
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