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Mashed Potatoes

A vegetable(Or severely autistic person) who just ate shit.
"Bro did you see that autistic kid fall?"
"Yeah, His ass is mashed potatoes"
by ShadyShrooms December 4, 2023
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Mashed potatoes

Typically made with Yukon gold potatoes for best result.
He made me mashed potatoes with dinner the other night.
by anonymous July 12, 2018
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making mashed potatoes

When a husband has vaginal sex with his wife in order to reproduce. This is only for instances in which the people fucking are a straight married couple who intend to create a child. A reference to the mashed potato like appearance of most newborn babies.
Kyle: hey john what are you planning on doing this weekend?

John: just making mashed potatoes with my sexy wife.
by bigbrian42069 September 19, 2019
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Mississippi Mashed Potato

The act of taking a pure shit into a females pussy and making her wet so it slobs out.
Sharon sure did love that sloppy wet Mississippi Mashed Potato.
by RainbowHugger March 4, 2011
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Turkey Dinner with Mashed Potatoes and Gravy

A codeword for homosexual men, dating back to the 80s and part of the early 90s. If a man wanted to signal to other homosexuals in a restaurant, he would specifically order a turkey dinner with mashed potatoes and turkey gravy on the side. Then afterwards said homosexual would head out to the nearest secluded area, usually a wooded enviroment.
Jim just ordered the Turkey Dinner with Mashed Potatoes and Gravy on the side, he must be looking for a hookup in the woods.
by FedUpLineCook August 22, 2019
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Mashed Potato Captain

The act of putting Mashed Potatoes in a Pastry Bag and squirting them into someone’s ass… Then having Anal sex and cumming in the ass. Putting a tube in said ass and sucking the cum and potatoes out!
I was with my girl last night and she made me a Mashed Potato Captain.
by Dumpeldore July 18, 2023
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Raunchy Mashed Potatoes

What to call sex between two old people (30+) as the man is past his peak (rotten potatoes) and the woman is expired (rotten milk).
"Ew, I caught my grandparents doing the raunchy mashed potatoes!"
by raunchyrooster93 August 14, 2024
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