Poseidonsimp

A social reject terrifyingly desperate for the greek god known as Poseidon, and, Neptune in Roman. Known to ward off any potential friends by concerning them greatly.

“She is suchhh a Poseidonsimp, no wonder everyones too concerned to be around her”

by kojirohatepage January 22, 2022

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Poseidon’s Tongue

When you drop a sizable dump into the toilet creating a splash back with sufficient height to be able to reach the anus. The Poseidon’s Tongue is the one drop of splashback that licks inside the anus

Dave: wow, I dropped a hefer of a dump and ended up with a Poseidon’s Tongue
Keith: that’s horrendous, you poor bastard

by Maybe on Wednesday April 13, 2022

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catholic, pagan, fake faleshood holding a pitchform which is supposed to be the ruler of water, earthquakes, and horses but it's not because it's actually a made-up story that was invented in grease, it's just hair grease, no not really, it came from the country they call greece, its called greek

"You're giving me poseidon right now. Lots of poseidon."
"Well that's mighty catholic of me."
"It fits you."

by Vita Smart July 27, 2022

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