pornhub

This makes you feel good and happy and if your lucky you have some weed and tequila. :)

"I love pornhub because it makes me feel good", jimmy said.
"I know right", said john.

by beastnova2228 October 7, 2020

PornHub

A video streaming site where you can upload and share porn videos for free.

Adam "Dude I was watching PornHub last night and I blew 2 loads."

Brad "Thats probably why tou failed the Geography test huh?"

by KoopaTroppa101 December 13, 2020

pornhub jingle

A sound which brings great joy to horny teens and shitty father's alike

I smiled when I heard the pornhub jingle on my adult film

by B1g E December 21, 2020

pornhub complex

The pornhub complex is the subconscious attraction to people similar to your (step) siblings. It is a similar complex as the Oedipus complex.

Your girlfriend and sister are so similar, you must have a pornhub complex

by Einarnp September 25, 2021

Pornhub

A website where you gain useful knowledge about life and human body and make new friends all around the world, def better than Youtube and Google Scholar.

If you keep watching videos from pornhub, you will soon realize the truth of life.

A: I've just finished reading Charles Darvin's Theory of Evolution, it was just beautiful!
B: That's just too basic, check this out.
A: What is this Pornhub thing anyway?
B: The truth of all things.

by Follower of Kun March 13, 2023

Pornhub

A family friendly website for children to watch and learn about the human body

Kid: hey mom I’m gonna go watch pornhub.

Mom: okay let me know if you learned anything new!

by Mr. Spicy April 1, 2023

Pornhub.com

Website that has an unholy amount of shitass advertisements, aswell as some shit actors, and

unnecessary Choices. For example, a dick thats been up a pussy, and next thing you know, it gets sucked and wiggled... BRO WHAT THE FUCK!

Dad: Whaddup son, what you watchin'?
Son:...Nothing
Dad: Nah, I ain't takin that for an answer sunshine.
Son: *GULP*
Dad:... Pornhub.com?
Son: Yes :(
Dad: I am disowning you

by Guy Who Tells Stuff And Such September 5, 2023