pootang

Another name for pussy

Friend-No I can't fight him, "I'm on probation"
Me-You Pootang!

by FiLaBoY May 31, 2006

Pootator

Noun - One who is so controlling that they go so far as to limit the time a person can spend in the bathroom

I was taking a load off with the Sunday funnies and the Pootator started yelling, "You've been in there too long"

by Duecey 2 December 16, 2008

Dorian Popa

A romanian celebrity known for singing and acting in a teen drama series, admired by girls for his awesome body.
Mostly known as a cringey singer, he became even cringier by starting a YouTube channel that got popular even though the content sucks. His signature slang is "Hatz" and he calls himself "John" for some reason.
In a nutshell, Dorian Popa is a cringey-ass fuckboy celebrity.

Dude, that new kid is flirting with all the girls and even though he's acting lame, it works for him! And whenever he sees a sexy girl, he says Hatz!
Chill mate, he's just a Dorian Popa wannabe. He will become irrelevant when his abs will get covered by fat.

by MihaiKonta August 3, 2018

pooptang

an expression used by gay men when they are in need of sex, similar to poontang

That guy is sooo hot i hope i can get some pooptang.

by Social Deviance November 9, 2011

pooptastrophe

Your getting ready to leave to a VERY IMPORTANT appointment and your running very late all you have to do is put the baby in the carseat and you"ll be ready to go. You go to reach for the baby and boy oh boy does he stink! You notice there is poop down his leg, up his back, on his hands, on the floor...POOP EVERYWHERE! EVEN ON YOU NOW! AHHHHHHHHH!! The more you attempt to remove his clothing the messier he gets, It is smearing EVERYWHERE! AHHHHH!!!

A disinfectant bath and a complete change of clothes is a MUST! Go ahead and throw ALL his clothes away, it truly IS that bad! HOLY CRAP, IT EVEN GOT ON HIS SHOES TOO! AHHHHHHH!!

Sorry I'm late we had a POOPTASTROPHE!

Sorry we did not make it, one word: POOPTASTROPHE!

by MomaMis May 1, 2009

Russian Poptart

Where one takes a strawberry Poptart and sticks it in between the ass cheeks of an obese Russian woman, once it has become "golden brown" and warm one consumes it.

My toaster broke so i couldn't heat my poptart, luckily my Russian aunt was over so i was able to make a Russian Poptart which tasted equally delicious.

by Stripper Mario November 2, 2009

Poetaster

An amateurish poet. Usually teenagers prone to angst. Additionally, most poetasters believe that they are incredibly talented and that they are the only ones who understand their emo-ness and tendencies toward self-injury.

Dude, I hate Writer's Workshop. It's really just a big Poetasters Anonymous meeting in there. And the instructor sucks ass.

by Sparky March 2, 2005