podfart

When your iPod suddenly fritzes, cuts off a song mid-chorus, or skips like a CD for no apparent reason.

I've gotta get a new iPod. Mine podfarts all the time.

by dildude December 3, 2007

pomfa

An exclamation of unwillingness to do something due to fatigue.

Pomfa Pom Pom Pomfi Pomfa

by Sandy McSanderson March 8, 2008

poofaint

Nonsensical term that can be used to innocuously describe both how poorly one feels, how horrendous something smells and how awful something looks without using profanity.

"My flu has me bedridden, I feel like poofaint."

"That car's home-made paint job looks like poofaint."

by ironchefboyrd January 14, 2009

pafaxt

To be fixated on something or someone without intention

When you stare at a wall thinking about things and that is pafaxt

by El Shrimpo37 April 11, 2011

poafers

giant gonads, balls, bumslappers

his poafers were so large and heavy slapping against her ass that the vibrator was knocked clean out of sight

by Billy Angstrom October 3, 2012

Poala Bear

A mix between a polar bear and a Koala bear.

Mama polar bear got horny and Mr. Koala rammed her and created the Poala Bear.

by torosolano May 13, 2013

poyfair

A small dick, with uncircumsized parts

Im such a poyfair

by willeatsdick July 2, 2014