The spilling of man seed in a hot shower, bath, sink, hot tub, kettle, resulting in a poached egg like substance sticking to your leg hairs and surroundings.
Locating outlets and plugging in your mobile device(s) at your current location to avoid the dreaded dead battery. Usually involves sneakily searching the perimeters of rooms and creatively relocating chairs to sit next to charging devices.
While I attended an all-day conference, I had to sneak in some power poaching in order to charge my cell phone.
by BethB March 14, 2016
Long poaching is when a guy low key flirts with your girl right under your nose. She knows it's happening, he knows it's happening, and sometimes the victim catches wind of it as well. It's so low key that no one can even complain about it or get upset about it but everyone knows it's happening.
by Egg 🍳 September 3, 2017
Payton: i got turtle poached by some guy yesterday
thomas: omg is yo dick okay i hate turtle poaching
thomas: omg is yo dick okay i hate turtle poaching
by Arnold mcjagger May 31, 2013
Just like when you harvest an animal out of season, only you take her (or his) behind out of session.
Karen and I were having drunken sex, but during it she passed out, so I turned her over and continued the session poached colon.
by Typewriter '79 February 20, 2022
when you don't have plastic wrap so you crack an egg into a used condom and boil it in a pot of hot water and the cum gives it an extra salty taste.
Trailer Husband: I want something for breakfast
Trailer Wife: I'll make you some eggs
Trailer Wife: Im out of plastic wrap, wait ill use this used condom for this Trailer Park Poach
Trailer Wife: I'll make you some eggs
Trailer Wife: Im out of plastic wrap, wait ill use this used condom for this Trailer Park Poach
by SirSource March 19, 2019