Poached Egg

Taking a pill used to treat erectile dysfunction as well as a muscle relaxer so that the user is rendered soft but firm. Just right.

‘Oh man I was a poached egg last night’

by JSpringsss101 October 21, 2021

poach me baby

Put me in boiling water till I go runny so I can shit in your mouth

Oooooo yeah poach me baby

by Egg 🍳 September 3, 2017

Poached eggs

The spilling of man seed in a hot shower, bath, sink, hot tub, kettle, resulting in a poached egg like substance sticking to your leg hairs and surroundings.

"here mate I poached eggs in my mum's footspar last night"

by anonymous September 2, 2021

poached

Having had anal sex with no lubricant

I can’t believe you’re not sore after you poached Jonathan!

by rain coat June 23, 2022

Complement Poach

When someone steals another persons complement that wasn't directed at them.

Jack "Suzie you look nice today"
Jill "Thank you"
Jack "Jill don't complement poach"

by AskACapperDOTcom September 16, 2009

tattoo poaching

Hanging out in and around tattoo studios and gaining clientele and undercutting the prices of the shop and expanding your business simultaneously.

I was just in town doing some tattoo poaching and I met this amazing woman and I think I'm in love!

by anonymous May 18, 2024

long poaching

Long poaching is when a guy low key flirts with your girl right under your nose. She knows it's happening, he knows it's happening, and sometimes the victim catches wind of it as well. It's so low key that no one can even complain about it or get upset about it but everyone knows it's happening.

Buddy was long poaching my girl last night the gutless Lil prick

by anonymous October 2, 2021