poach me baby

Put me in boiling water till I go runny so I can shit in your mouth
Oooooo yeah poach me baby
by Egg 🍳 September 03, 2017
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Poached Colon

Just like when you harvest an animal out of season, only you take her (or his) behind out of session.
Karen and I were having drunken sex, but during it she passed out, so I turned her over and continued the session poached colon.
by Typewriter '79 February 20, 2022
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Salmon poaching

Fingering using at least two or more fingers, in a tickling motion. Putting your hand in a wet place, wiggling them about and hoping for a bite.
We were lying in bed together and I decided to do a bit of salmon poaching
by SeansMinx February 29, 2020
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poached james

A dance move where you jump into a bath of water and wiggle like the disgusting crocodile you are
Breaking News: Florida Man Arrested For Doing The Poached James At A Child's Birthday Party. Locals Say Man Had Just Lost A Dare
by surelyiamblue February 17, 2020
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Clam Poaching

To open up and wipe your bum by finger power at a sink. Helpful half an hour after a shit when the brownies have crusted. Water is often involved to do-do away the smell and finger-tan. It's also possible to do without a sink and advisable in the absence of toilet paper.
1) Sam wiped his crusting ass for half a roll, but he decided he'd go Clam Poaching afterwards.

2) Jennifer was still saving for a Bidet so after some fierce Clam Poaching she rewarded herself with some snowy Talcum Powder.

3) Inexperienced Clam Poachers upon sitting down often uncover an undiscovered rock-pool. The worst even suffer assisted Mudslide. Correct Swamp Draining technique is actively encouraged to solve this dilemma.

4) What you're going to do after you Rollo and discover Roll-No?
by Okahoa June 02, 2011
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poached

Having had anal sex with no lubricant
I can’t believe you’re not sore after you poached Jonathan!
by rain coat June 24, 2022
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Poached

To get poached means to get very high on alot of dmt
Whah fuck man I'm totally poached
by General ellesse November 20, 2021
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