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Plucking the turkey

Conversation in the locker room after sports -

Bill: Hey Bob, nice job plucking the turkey!

Bob: Thanks Bill, it's a relief to know that the reason you are staring at my hairy beanbag with a raging hard-on is simply a platonic admiration for my skills with a straight razor!
by antron76 October 1, 2012
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plucking

where you yeet youyr ball hair off of your sack
i am plucking my dog
by dragon geraldy April 30, 2025
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Pluck bunny

female pathology fan whose interest in the area is primarily motivated by sexual attraction to the pathologists rather than enjoyment of the field itself. They are often named Megan.
Man - she is such a pluck bunny. She even finds the phrase squamous cell carcinoma sexy.
by Erban Dickseanaerie May 22, 2018
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flying on plucked feathers

Relying on someone else to do something for you after screwing them over.
Azure: Can you ask Sapphire to pour us some coffee?
Cobalt: But you drank her coffee yesterday.
Azure: And I want some today.
Cobalt: You're flying on plucked feathers, mate.
by Blues and Dumbness October 16, 2025
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pluck her

When you take your flaming pork sword and give a girl a vagina rumbling of a lifetime
Are you hangin with your girl tonight? Yeh imma pluck her!!!!
by frooty tooty in the booty December 28, 2013
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Plucking your nuts

Sitting around doing nothing, not making yourself useful, procrastinating
Jared stop plucking your nuts dude, you have homework to do
by Jared Taylor March 28, 2022
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National pluck ur pubes day

National pluck ur pubes day August 6 is a day where everybody plucks their pubes and their friends pubes.
“Yo Jack have you plucked your pubes yet it’s National pluck ur pubes day. Wanna help me pluck mine?”
by Pube suckers 69 August 4, 2021
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