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Phoomp

n. A large, unshaved bush (pubic hair).
Comes from the sound the phoomp makes as it's released from under tight underwear - Phoomp!
"I was preparing to go down on this sweet honey, when all of a sudden her phoomp exploded in my face!"

"I bet that hippie chick has a giant phoomp!"
by anemul February 8, 2007
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Plood

1. The act of taking a dump underwater.

2. The sound a turd makes when it hits the water.
1. Man, I gotta go too bad, I guess I'll just have to plood.

2. Well, that had a nice healthy plood to it.
by Dixon February 8, 2004
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Plooch

The goo that comes out of your ass when you eat none fat potato chips.
Some one whos being a douche bag
Dude my skibbys are covered in plooch
Shut up bitch make me a sandwhich you plooch
by Mas Yeldarb December 18, 2008
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Ploogie

Something or someone that is amazing in every way, shape or form. Its also an amazing word to say.
What a ploogie
by Hi5s November 18, 2010
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plooby

When one scoop's out another's eyeballs and replaces them with one's testicles
I will plooby you in your sleep, man.
by Stuhz December 27, 2007
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plom

acronym standing for "Poor Little Old Me." Used often to describe the behavior of whiners and those who feel sorry for themselves.
Zeke is always spouting ploms about his latest drama episode, of which there appear to be a never-ending series.
by Marco February 24, 2015
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plomb

The following is an updated short description of the word 'plomb'; use in context, conception and distinction follow...

1. Polite term for a physical turd/poo/crap/shit in a toilet that hasn't flushed for one of many possible reasons...(see i-vii below)

2. Used to endearingly identify one's offspring.

3. A humorous and unique word coined in the early seventies to convey the moment of impact and subsequent existence of (ideally) a well-shaped (circular in cross-section) and solid turd/poo/crap/shit in a toilet;

By fusing "plop" and "bomb" this word describes the two most likely instances that flash into the non-Creator's mind upon detecting a plomb,(i) it's representative and symbolic status as a 'b-omb' by a Creator not one's self and (ii) the precise moment it 'plo-pped' (in the water) from within its Creator.

4. Lead (metal) in French and with close resemblance in many other tongues.

Possible reasons for non-flush and therefore plomb:

i. 'the Creator is still admiring its profile'
ii. 'the Creator simply forgot to flush it'
iii. 'the Creator is still admiring its subaquadynamics.'
iv. 'the Creator failed to account for any excessive reading or dozing time (esp. after bowl-rise-blackout) and subsequent semi-permanence of plomb.
v. 'the Creator is about to perform an autoptical check for consistency'
vi. 'the Creator is peforming a control test to discover his/her intestinal impact on unchewed peas, bananas etc.'
vii. 'the Creator has planted a deliberate 'plomb' for another to stop in his/her tracks and admire.
Examples in context:

1. I say, who left a big plomb in the toilet? 'Where you off to? I'm off to make a plomb' 'Where's so-and-so? I think he/she's in the toilet, making a plomb.'

2. 'How's the plombs? - Oh the kids?, They're fi-i-ne, how's yours? etc' 'You little plomb!' (eg. to young family)

3. 'Why do you call it a Plomb? - NeverM-I-N-D!'

4. Fuel attendant - 'Quelle petrol, Monsieur?
Customer - Plomb!
Fuel attendant - Parfait choix, Monsieur. Toute-suite plomb! Plomb, plomb... c'est si plomb! ..Heh! qu'est ce-que tu viens dit? Ugh! J'adore Patti Smith parce-que je suis 'jeune Parisien'. Je m'en fut! Mange-tu mon plomb! Rat-at-at-at-atat-at!!'

With complements/credit to Harry C the Greek :)
by Ja-' Chri-' UK July 31, 2008
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