pootiemuffin

What anyone calls someone when they have lack of anything better to call that person. Very intertaining thing to say...

Jon, You fucking pootiemuffin

by Deemy Two Nose April 16, 2004

pootie dragon

a female whose breath smells like her vagina

"ooooh son, pootie dragon had some stank breath."

by annieiscool February 28, 2007

Sex Potion

Rough sex needs a cure.

Remember when you experimented with that... you know... You might need this sex potion.

by jdbly19 January 1, 2012

protien shake

A poorly spelled version of protein shake.

Protein shake is one exception to the "I before E" rule.

by Johnny Rocketfingers October 18, 2003

Pootie

Term used by members of DailyKos.com for a cat

Pooties and Woozles and Birdies, Oh My!

by aligatore December 16, 2009

pootie

A piece of ass. Popularized by the movie "Pootie Tang".

Dag, I'm one horny muhfugga. I gots ta gets me some pootie tang.

by 50 cent crack dealer July 18, 2003

Pootie tang

Slang for pretty thing, more obscure than perdy thang.

Ooh she a pootie tang.

by Simon7 April 11, 2017