pizzled

being so puzzled you piss yourself

“i just pizzled myself”
“happens to the best of us”

by snail.lord October 1, 2022

Pizzle

When you are a pathetic loser of a principal and couldn’t find your way out of a wet paper bag with scissors in your hands

Damn, that Botox bitch is a pizzle for shizzle!

by Smsccp January 11, 2021

pizzle offizzle

pissed off While Black..

1:Wassup wit dat bitch, dawg?
2:That bizzle be pizzle tha nizzle offizle

by Holla! September 28, 2003

Pizzle

A thing you yank to persuade someone to believe something that is not true, as a joke

"Are you yankin' my pizzle?"

by yo_zh March 5, 2025

Pizzle Yanker

A phrase quite popular in medieval Bohemia. Somebody who yanks your pizzle, messes with you, pisses you off. Overall a joker or a prankster.

Hans: "What the hell, you damn pizzle yanker."
Henry: "Calm down, I'm just yanking your pizzle."

by whalefucker01 April 3, 2025

pizzle 'fo shizzle

When you've got to take a leak, you say this phrase instead; it sounds a bit "gangsta".

Awww damn, I've got to pizzle 'fo shizzle!!!

by telephony00 April 10, 2024