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pizzled

being so puzzled you piss yourself
i just pizzled myself”
happens to the best of us”
by snail.lord October 1, 2022
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Pizzling

When you've absolutely, wholly and completely thrashed something or someone in a way of totally consuming a resource or damaging something beyond repair.
Jeez Marnie came thru and gave that glass Barbie a real pizzling, you got rinsed bro.
by bigwillyp July 18, 2023
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pooch pizzle

A pooch pizzle is normally when you lean over and take a piss on something in the fashion of a male dog.
I decided to troll the other people in the urinal, so I leaned over, unzipped my pants, and took a big ol' pooch pizzle. The guy in the stall next to me... let's just say "he was damn pissed!"

One time when I was 8, I was curious what it'd feel like to be a dog. I told my mom I'd go outside to pretend something new. 10 or so minutes later, she caught me pooch pizzling on our fence. That put an abrupt end to my childhood.
by Smith dux Wurd June 18, 2017
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Pizzle Wizzle

another name for bad tasting pizza
Ew. This Pizzle Wizzle is nasty.🤮
by Loudsanger January 7, 2023
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Pizzle

1 Pound. 16 Ounces. 448 Grams. Generally used by drug dealers.
Big homie fronted me the half pizzle for $9600.
by Dzhon Galleker October 5, 2018
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Jamaican Pizzle

The act of stuffing your entire head inside your

own urethra.
"Did you hear Jimmy gave himself a Jamaican Pizzle?"
by Michael Mcnuggetfuqer August 21, 2019
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