Pitchers double

Having sex with a mom and daughter simultaneously.

Best night of my life was when I threw a pitchers double.

by DaPole March 4, 2021

Pinched to Hell

When you get absolutely blasted with Marijuana.

Gonna get pinched to hell tonight!

by Moistqueen69 March 17, 2021

Pitcher

A man giving another man anal sex (didnt know myself but found out because of tiktok

"And another thing, how come the stupid script potrays Kaoru as the pitcher?"

"What does that mean"

"If you dont know nevermind

by Gracieanimeobsessed November 21, 2021

Pitcher Only

The hardest position to play in baseball. They can hit hit dingers and play any position on the field but their high school coach just wants them to pitch to prevent injury.

A baseball player with a big cock.

Did you hear that Tony is a Pitcher Only!!
Yeah I heard he throws 98 hits bombs and drops thongs!!

by A.Tony.G April 13, 2022

Patched

Patching (from pumpkin patch) is a practical joke in which the victim is left a pumpkin on their stoop in the weeks leading up to Halloween.

If no jack o lantern is made with said pumpkin, the pranksters will return to egg the home.

Person: “There’s a pumpkin on my porch that I didn’t buy”
Friend: “You’ve been patched…better get to carving or next you’ll be egged.”

by sierranorthwest September 29, 2022

Pitchwedgery

When Paul Darby has a pitching wedge in his hand when all others would have a 60o wedge. Then he lands it always within a 2 yard circumference

Paul used his pitchwedgery prouse from just off the green over a bunker onto lightning fast green to put the ball to 1ft of the hole

by Pitchwedgery Wizard June 4, 2023

Petched

Petrified "Petched" refers to have an absolute STONE HARD BOOOOONERRRR.

Origin: Medusa turns people into stone and in doing so they are left looking PETRIFIED. "Rock hard"

"yooo im soo petched right now."
"That girl over there got me petched bro.""

by mrsquirt2_10 August 6, 2024