Pinocchio

When someone, usually a friend dates one of your exes, but only knows how to not do the things she didn't like about you, and is otherwise oblivious to why or how to treat or be attracted to anyone but people they have already seen be attracted to some one else.

He has been Pinocchio with ever girl he's dated; like that girlfriend he tells us about but no one has ever met "Colleen" was just some system protocol for affection and emotions, have you ever seen him be anything but sketchy af?

by Versity Variants August 2, 2024

Pinocchitoe

When the toe directly next to the big toe is significantly longer than all the other toes.

Mike: *takes off shoes and socks*
James: "Whoa Mike! That's quite the pinocchitoe you have there. Here I thought you were an honest person!"

by LandscapingbyJames May 7, 2024

Pinocchinot

(verb, noun, adjective, adverb, conjunction, etc.)
A universal word for all that are not Pinocchio. It fills in any word in a sentence; it is used contextually.

This term is common in Collodi, Italy

"I pinocchinot to the store yesterday to grab some pinocchinot" could be understood contextually as "I ran to the store yesterday to grab some milk"

by Bustard Quelme November 21, 2024

Pinocchio Syndrome

When someone is such a fake person, or so subhuman, all they do or say is unrealistic, false, or a direct lie.

That chick was so fake (AKA had "Pinocchio Syndrome" so bad) that she looked like she would fall apart.

by Ubermensch-One March 28, 2025

Pinocchio, Is Helmut, Scott Ramon Seguro Mescudi

Pinocchio, Is Helmut, Scott Ramon Seguro Mescudi

Pinocchio, Is Helmut, Scott Ramon Seguro Mescudi

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

Chipmunk Pinocchio

During a blowjob, she puts both of your nuts in her mouth and looks up at you with the base of your dick at her nose

Every time she blows me she'll tell me my dick is small and when I look down all I see is Chipmunk Pinocchio

by LivinlikelLarry January 6, 2017

Go pinocchio

When you sleep with a girl that ugly you are forced to lie about it to move on with your life

It was a desperate time in my life I had to go pinocchio

by Mentalioso August 30, 2018