An older woman's hairstyle that resembles the aerial home where one might find a mother pigeon feeding her young. Its full expression occurs after a haircut (poofed), some spray and a quarter mile ride in an open-topped dragster, sans helmet.
Lou: "Check out the do on that old bat three rows down. It looks like there's something living in there!"
Cathy: "You're right. It's an example of a Nestus Pigeonus. She'd look right at home on the side of a cliff!"
Cathy: "You're right. It's an example of a Nestus Pigeonus. She'd look right at home on the side of a cliff!"
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to masterbate to completion (See: ejaculate, jizz, cum) from a position of elevation onto an object/person below you, e.g a car bonnet.
A salty pigeon can occasionally be accompanied by a birdlike squawk at the time of ejaculation.
2. Salty Pigeon shit - the pile of jizz left at the crime scene of a salty pigeon.
to masterbate to completion (See: ejaculate, jizz, cum) from a position of elevation onto an object/person below you, e.g a car bonnet.
A salty pigeon can occasionally be accompanied by a birdlike squawk at the time of ejaculation.
2. Salty Pigeon shit - the pile of jizz left at the crime scene of a salty pigeon.
Example 1. Fabien, recently released from the infamous Hooper sex dungeon, climbed the nearest tree he could find and proceeded to salty pigeon all over Stu's Ferrari parked below him.
Example 2.
Sebastian: "Andy, a quick story, this one time I was wanking (with matron's help) on the balcony and I gave Lady Martha a lovely hairful of Salty Pigeon on the floor below. Banter!"
Andy: "No wonder she friend zoned you!"
Example 2.
Sebastian: "Andy, a quick story, this one time I was wanking (with matron's help) on the balcony and I gave Lady Martha a lovely hairful of Salty Pigeon on the floor below. Banter!"
Andy: "No wonder she friend zoned you!"
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A man who is an extreme advocate of road rage/road type violence, Enjoys a good bit of banter over a punch up with a cop. I nearly went grand pidgeon on this cunt
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Get the Grand pidgeon mug.A badass bird of the night! Armed with a coat of c4 and will not go silently into that good night! Hide your wife and children, because the Kamikaze pigeons are coming for you tonight.
The Kamikaze Pigeons were a major playing factor in world War IIII, blowing up several aircraft by flying themselves into their engines!
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Get the stool pigeon mug.A sexual escapade involving 3 members, one of which dresses in a giant pigeon suit. Two of the members will participate in any form of casual sex, while the third member dressed in the giant pigeon suit defecates on the other two members while in the act of sex. It is also common for the third member to be screaming at the top of there lungs and making various bird noises while making stool on the other two members.
Brian: Dude i could of swore i heard moaning and screaming coming from the neighbors last night
Chris: They were probably doing the Alabama pigeon drop
Chris: They were probably doing the Alabama pigeon drop
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