auto-auto-pilot

When you zone out while driving, and the car seems to obey all rules of the road and drive itself to the destination. You usually wake back up eventually, and are confused and amazed.

whoa man, I was driving home last night and i totally went on auto-auto-pilot all the way to my drive way, it was really weird.

by cpt.feelgood June 18, 2009

Elevator Pilot

Noun - what you call a guy, usually in a College Dorm, that has been taped to a chair and placed in the elevator with only his underpants on, then you press every button and send him on his journey for all to see.

Note: Easier if the intended victim (Pilot) is excessively drunk.

"The next time Edgar pukes in our room, we make him the Elevator Pilot. That'll teach him."

by Formless July 28, 2009

Jet pilot

An older driver typically a women, which you will pass on the freeway because they are driving well under the speed limit,as you pass them you will see them sitting obnoxiously close to the steering wheel, in some cases they will have their elbows and forearms on the steering wheel in a 10 and 2 position, this resembles a very stiff and tense driving posture maybe related to when someone is constipated, you may also encounter jet pilots having trouble in the parking lot, or any other places where there are an abundance of cars, you will most likely pass them with anger as they keep clinging on to the wheel as if it's a matter of life or death, looking like they don't know what the fuck to do. Another trait of a jet pilot is when making sharp turns in parking lots, they tend to turn the steering wheel little by little, doing a lot of unnecessary jerky hand movements.

Dude that bitch is driving 50 in a 65, I'm gonna pass her, as I look in the window, oh it's a Asian jet pilot in her Prius.

Bro, look at the jet pilot merging on to the freeway going 45.

by Cringe78 October 13, 2014

Bleeding lethal pilot

Someone who turns a corner on a bike with great speed and doesn't fall off

That boy is a bleeding lethal pilot

by Colm Conor October 24, 2016

Palm Pilot

A name given to someone who masturbates excessively.

Woah, take it easy there, Palm Pilot.

by Solinox May 14, 2004

palm pilot

the nickname of someone who just hit puberty, and now spends all of their time masturbating

ever since he turned 13, he has been a real palm pilot

by Phade March 2, 2003

GO-pilot

A car passenger who plays Pokémon GO for the driver. A good GO-pilot will nab every worthwhile Pokémon that the driver passes as well as every Pokéstop.

I was driving around with my GO-pilot and he caught three dratinis for me! I'm gonna evolve up to a Dragonite in no time.

by jackofspadesman July 24, 2016