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Pelican Pilot

A Pelican Pilot; is a helicopter/airplane pilot who always has more reasons not to go flying than to go flying.
Customer: That "Pelican Pilot" you sent never wants fly!
Boss: I know; you have to throw rocks to get them to fly!
by Maximizeme March 9, 2020
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Jelly Pilot

The sexual act of hanging upside down on someone, like a standing 69, and giving a blow job to him/her while he/she has jelly smeared over his/her genitalia and runs around in a circle with his/her arms out like an airplane.
by DonOvan April 4, 2012
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combine pilot

A Canadian grain farmer, especially one from the Canadian province of Saskatchewan.
See that guy from Saskatchewan with the Case IH hat? Now there's a combine pilot!
by Oilers_guy February 4, 2014
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Penis pilot

A man that has such a small brain, that at times he has to let his Penis make decisions for him, this leads to many awkward social interaction
Man, Dave was such a Penis pilot yesterday, he was hitting on this girl and WOULD NOT accept that she wasn’t interested
by Nikola_The_Tesla December 8, 2019
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Student Pilot

Someone who proclames there a pilot but have absolutely no Idea WHAT they are talking about and tend to get their aeronautical knowledge off of Instagram.
Student Pilot “Am I ready to be a pilot”
Cfi “Bruh you legit jus got us into a spin and used aileron stfu”
by Student Pilot 💀 December 9, 2021
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Pilots of Sound

The up-and-coming epic band of win. They play Rock music, and are just awesome overall.
Max: Yo, have you written that song for our band Pilots of Sound?
Sal: You know I've been busy playing WOW....

Groupie: OMG OMG OMG OMG, POS (Pilots of Sound), WE <3 YOU!
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trouser pilot

Anyone who would like to play with your "joystick".
"Oh Monica! God bless your soul! You sure make for a wonderful trouser pilot! I bet you could suck-start a Harley"! or... "Bill was a natural trouser pilot- he could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch"!... mmm
by Scrabbleddie August 5, 2007
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