Someone who proclames there a pilot but have absolutely no Idea WHAT they are talking about and tend to get their aeronautical knowledge off of Instagram.
Student Pilot “Am I ready to be a pilot”
Cfi “Bruh you legit jus got us into a spin and used aileron stfu”
Cfi “Bruh you legit jus got us into a spin and used aileron stfu”
by Student Pilot 💀 December 9, 2021

by PeterBirnie August 20, 2021

A Pelican Pilot; is a helicopter/airplane pilot who always has more reasons not to go flying than to go flying.
Customer: That "Pelican Pilot" you sent never wants fly!
Boss: I know; you have to throw rocks to get them to fly!
Boss: I know; you have to throw rocks to get them to fly!
by Maximizeme March 9, 2020

Max: Yo, have you written that song for our band Pilots of Sound?
Sal: You know I've been busy playing WOW....
Groupie: OMG OMG OMG OMG, POS (Pilots of Sound), WE <3 YOU!
Sal: You know I've been busy playing WOW....
Groupie: OMG OMG OMG OMG, POS (Pilots of Sound), WE <3 YOU!
by LKJHLKJHLKHLKJHASLKJDHALSDHALS June 12, 2009

by Oilers_guy February 4, 2014

person 1 : whEn I grOW uP i WilL Be A huUU ArMY ANd SaVe PakiStaN AnD dEStrOy InDiA, i WIll bE PilOt .
person 2 : wooooow grape, no one will have carrot
person 2 : wooooow grape, no one will have carrot
by pagylolo October 21, 2020

"Oh Monica! God bless your soul! You sure make for a wonderful trouser pilot! I bet you could suck-start a Harley"! or... "Bill was a natural trouser pilot- he could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch"!... mmm
by Scrabbleddie August 5, 2007
