Pelican Pilot

A Pelican Pilot; is a helicopter/airplane pilot who always has more reasons not to go flying than to go flying.

Customer: That "Pelican Pilot" you sent never wants fly!
Boss: I know; you have to throw rocks to get them to fly!

by Maximizeme March 9, 2020

Jelly Pilot

The sexual act of hanging upside down on someone, like a standing 69, and giving a blow job to him/her while he/she has jelly smeared over his/her genitalia and runs around in a circle with his/her arms out like an airplane.

I love Jelly Pilot.

by DonOvan April 4, 2012

combine pilot

A Canadian grain farmer, especially one from the Canadian province of Saskatchewan.

See that guy from Saskatchewan with the Case IH hat? Now there's a combine pilot!

by Oilers_guy February 4, 2014

Penis pilot

A man that has such a small brain, that at times he has to let his Penis make decisions for him, this leads to many awkward social interaction

Man, Dave was such a Penis pilot yesterday, he was hitting on this girl and WOULD NOT accept that she wasn’t interested

by Nikola_The_Tesla December 8, 2019

Student Pilot

Someone who proclames there a pilot but have absolutely no Idea WHAT they are talking about and tend to get their aeronautical knowledge off of Instagram.

Student Pilot “Am I ready to be a pilot”
Cfi “Bruh you legit jus got us into a spin and used aileron stfu”

by Student Pilot 💀 December 9, 2021

Pilots of Sound

The up-and-coming epic band of win. They play Rock music, and are just awesome overall.

Max: Yo, have you written that song for our band Pilots of Sound?
Sal: You know I've been busy playing WOW....

Groupie: OMG OMG OMG OMG, POS (Pilots of Sound), WE <3 YOU!

by LKJHLKJHLKHLKJHASLKJDHALSDHALS June 12, 2009

trouser pilot

Anyone who would like to play with your "joystick".

"Oh Monica! God bless your soul! You sure make for a wonderful trouser pilot! I bet you could suck-start a Harley"! or... "Bill was a natural trouser pilot- he could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch"!... mmm

by Scrabbleddie August 5, 2007