Pieter

Very tall boy who doesn't give a shit about anything. Also likes to terrorise toilets in his spare time

"That tall boy over there just made his exam and kept his phone in his pocket anyway, he is such a Pieter"

by mortenfokker May 18, 2016

piet hein

a famous dutch pirat

Jake:"did you know he used to nail his victems down on burning ships?"
Anne:"Who?"
Jake:"Piet Hein

by "max krakers" September 17, 2006

Piescik

This boi has the fattest jawline.

*if you are reading this steve, uncross your arms and stop being mad*

Nobody:
Piescik: "I gotta female tho"

by spies123 May 13, 2019

Petshop Boy

A male member of the human race, who likes to find pleasure in the act of insertion of small animals into their rectum.

Don't let him look after your ferret! He's a fucking petshop boy!

by elprza October 28, 2003

Pieism

A religion with 6 independant sects, all following the almighty Pie.

I follow JoJo Pieism.

by JoJo of Pie June 14, 2007

disposable pets

Disposable pets are those small, furry or feathered things which seem to come and go frequently, particularly in families with several children. They have a rather high mortality rate - particularly when they are purchased as part of a "responsibility-development" program for a small child. Often, they can um, pass on and be replaced the same day, and no one is the wiser.

Hamsters, parakeets, mice, little turtles from the pet store, and the more common fish for fishbowls rather than large tanks - like goldfish, mollies, etc. - are all examples of disposable pets. They have to be rather generic in color and pattern, the more easily to be replaced; after all, who can tell one mollie from another? But a dog or cat is easily identified, and therefore NOT a disposable pet.

by Momcat March 11, 2008

Pork Pies and A Bag Of Trout

A Description Of Someone Lying.

I Reckon Your Speaking Pork Pies And A Bag Of Trout.

by Camie NF April 28, 2009