penicide

The act of killing or mortally wounding a male's penis.

Lorena Bobbit commited penicide when she severed her husbands penis with a kitchen knife.

"Stan, whatever you do don't piss your girlfriend off, she's crazy enough to commit penicide!"

by The Citrus Commander January 12, 2009

Off the perc

Either when someone is on the prescription opiate "Percocet" (also known as Oxycodone, Oxycontin, and Oxys), or when someone is acting unnecessarily retarded for no reason.

Example 1: Yo he off da perc, he can't even speak
Example 2: "Why did daequan beat the shit out of that old woman?" "idk man he was off the perc

by Percoholic January 26, 2020

welfare peice of shit

usually an fat huge un-married woman who has tons of kids just to stay on welfare and to reap the rewards that us tax payers and handing out.

my neighbor is such welfare peice of shit

by SeverusSnape March 31, 2009

peniculus

The belly that hangs over the penis.
Made up by Joe Giulian on 12/22/04.

You have a large peniculus

by goooo December 22, 2004

penicycle

A chick in the neiborhood who is ridden by everyone and everybody gets a turn in riding her. Basicially a slut.

Damn you sick fuck you hit the penicycle? you better get yourself checked out

by Natdizzledawg December 12, 2006

Pelican Talk

A cell phone conversation about nothing that goes on for an excessive period of time. It must exist in its own little world and have nothing to do with anything that could possibly lead to something productive.

Dude 1: Do you think a pineapple could fit into a pelican's beak?
Dude 2: Well that depends on how big the pineapple is, is it a fish sized pineapple or a pineapple sized pineapple.
Dude 1: They make fish sized pineapples?
Dude 2: I don't know, do they? I just used that since pelicans eat fish... I guess it depends on how big the pelican's beak is.
Dude 1: Whoa, we got to stop having this pelican talk and figure out when we're going to hang out.

by Rory Arthur March 15, 2008

pedicuring

The act of pretty-ing up your feet in anticipation of hooking up with a hottie that will hopefully rub your feet.

MA: Hey-- wanna go to the mall?

K: Yeah, i need some new kicks after i go pedicuring. I'm hooking up with that rockin' hottie i met in Econ 101.

by mollygoodhead February 10, 2010