performace anxiety

a perception that an individual has that everyone you work with or have dealings with is over-righteous & too over demanding. although you are doing good, nothing is ever fucking good enough, so it seems & all your efforts seem futile.

Hey, i have an 'A' average. The teacher still thinks I have to pull up my socks, what an asshole.

by doctor A June 9, 2005

Performative Irony

Performative irony is when sincere things are said in such away that makes it seem ironic or not serious. While people who believe in what is being said takes it seriously. Performative irony is most common on the internet, where opinions are fluid and trolls plentiful.

This term was originally coined by Innuendo Studio’s video “The Alt-Right Playbook: The Card Says Moops”

Questionable Troll: “ nazis did no wrong”
Normal Person: “Okay, troll”
Actual Nazi: “Yes, nazis are an oppressed group, we need to rise above”
Normal person: “Woah— that was a joke right? That wasn’t Performative Irony please?…”

by DrAccius August 26, 2021

performance sport

Any sport related to giving a performance.

Performance sports: cheerleading, gymnastics, color guard, etc.

by SaraLove March 16, 2009

Performance aftershock

The phenomenon that occurs after a play or stage performance where the actor/actress will say lines from said play for the next week or so in normal conversation inadvertently or by accident.

"how did the date go?"
"** i don't know she did get alot of laughs.**"
"what?"
"Sorry i have performance aftershock, i made her laugh, she liked that."

by spiderserna December 26, 2011

performance management

Performance management is the supervision and oversight of employees, departments, and organizations with the objective of seeing that milestones and objectives are reached in an efficient and effective manner.

We've implemented performance management in the call center by setting goals and KPI's for each team member which will be reviewed as part of their appraisal process.

by SirCarboy January 16, 2019

performance khakis

speciále pair of khakis intended to make you look queer as fuck.

Bro, johnny wearing those performance khakis in the gym was such a cuck move.

by dirtydoggy6969 May 12, 2019

Performancy

Performance + Efficiency, coined by JayzTwoCents

That's what we should call it, the efficiency and performance should be called performancy.

by AshTR October 28, 2020