penisexual

when you get that boner in the middle of something because youre staring at that hot dude with a 50 incher and hes staring at you with that fat juicy ass

Damn bro i think im penisexual

by Cedrick highsmith April 29, 2022

penisetamol

A combination of the words "penis" and "paracetamol".

Refers to the medicinal use of a penis to relieve low mood.

"I'm feeling so crappy, I need some penisetamol."

by drlexus November 22, 2022

penisenjoyer112

The most intelligent, gorgeous , funny, definitely not narcissistic woman you’ll ever cross paths with. You are very lucky to ever catch a glimpse of her. If you happen to be friends on discord with penisenjoyer112, consider yourself Gods/Allahs chosen one.

Wow, I wish I was cool enough to be friends with penisenjoyer112

You’re so lucky to know penisenjoyer112!

by definitelynotathena July 8, 2023

Pain Panic Penises

3 ao3 tags that are next to each other in the popular tags section

' Pain Panic Penises, ahh yes the 3 p's ' (i said this very loudly once vv funny)

by sillygooselings July 31, 2022

penisilicious

a penis that looks good

Oh man, my dads cock looks penisilicious.

by Billie January 20, 2003

penisleech

one who sucks much penis

philip, you're the biggest penisleech i have ever seen.

by ron May 22, 2003

some ineffectual, privileged, effete, soft-penised debutante

a cuckold who got cheated on by a woman who had a baby with a gay senator and who cheated on the aforementioned cuckold with a beet farm owner

"i will not be blackmailed by some ineffectual, privileged, effete, soft-penised debutante"

by crovelium January 1, 2022