Pedestialion

Pedestialion: A raised column made of marble combined with a fancy sounding Italian suffix used to describe people who identify themselves as above others just because of their possessions and extravagant lifestyle.

Pronunciation: "Pede sta leon"

Waiter: Hi, My name is Jim, I will be your waiter today. Can I bring you anything?

Morgane: Yes, can you retrieve me an elegant bowl of the finest soup made by a trained chef.

Middle American Friend: (Looking incredulously)....You serious bitch? This is Panera, you are Pedestialion.

by Medici89 September 26, 2011

peesher

A term for the pickle-shaped male reproductive organ. Can be substituted for any other word in a sentence. May be abbreviated as simply "peesh."

1) Holy peesher, it's nippy out here!

2) Lesbians love peeshers, they just hate what's attached.

3) Peeshers roasting by an open fire, Jack Frost nipping at your peeeeeesh

by herbsherbs December 9, 2013

Peestapation

When you go to pee, but it's stuck and nothing will come out.

Jon: Hey Bill, why are you back from the bathroom so soon?
Bill: I'm peestapated up the wazoo, mang
Jon: Ah, peestapation; I've been there, I wonder if it can happen to girls

by sexlover69butwithgirlsguysstop December 14, 2013

pedestrian drafting

To follow closely behind someone, as to better cut through a large crowd, or avoid a situation where you would rather not be noticed.

I did some pedestrian drafting behind a tall guy at the party last night, so my ex wouldn't see me.

by jaysonphoto September 5, 2016

Peesparagus

Your smelly pee after you eat asparagus.

That grilled asparagus was delicious, but I sure had some nasty peesparagus afterwards.

by Drewcifee November 7, 2017

peesib

To be anything and everything

I'm a very happy peesib

by Peesib May 10, 2018

peesistant

When your dog is resisting going to the bathroom when you need them to.

I was running late to a meeting because Fido was being peesistant. He can just hold it for another 5 hours if he is going to be like that.

by Claymax2 August 28, 2019